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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject: Always good to know |
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How you will die
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Tim: At age 67 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end. |
_________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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Brokyn LLAMA SECHS
Joined: 19 Oct 2002 Posts: 3648 Location: Northern Georgia
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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Will: At age 26 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again. |
--William _________________
Haelrahv Wiki!
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tygerwulf Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003 Posts: 1189 Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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Tyg: At age 62 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
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*Sings* O Canada! _________________ >ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid." |
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HR-Xaiseiri Technician Guru
Joined: 23 Aug 2003 Posts: 34
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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xaiseiri: At age 46 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. |
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Hokius
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 191 Location: Wherever Things are Exploding, Haelrahv
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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Hok: At age 37 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle. |
There is NO way I will ever be in ANY jungle. So I guess I'll never die. MWAHAHAHAHA! _________________ End of line.
You can't take a girl to the Library! What? It's free? Well that's not so bad then...--David Scully as Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2 Outtake |
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HR-Trevor Boss Type Guy
Joined: 04 Oct 2002 Posts: 6683 Location: Louisville, KY
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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Rich: At age 48 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
Trevor: At age 84 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
The 48-84 thing is interesting. _________________ "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato
-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy |
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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:55 am Post subject: |
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If it were pink, I'd be more worried...
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Aesal: At age 131 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck. |
_________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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Haidee Bow chicka bow wow
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 647 Location: ..where am I again?...
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:06 am Post subject: |
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Haidee: At age 29 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. |
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Jackie: At age 48 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session. |
I guess thinking isn't my forte. _________________ >l in corset
Inside an intricately beaded twilight black suede corset with hot pink lacings you see a buttery nipple, a buttery nipple, a steaming pile of gamojab poop, a speckled red crab, a chocolate chip brownie, a map of Haelrahv, a huge blonde hair ball, a severed Haidee head, and your boobs. |
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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:06 am Post subject: |
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I guess thinking isn't my forte. |
It's ok, dear. We already knew that. _________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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Hubert
Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 44
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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Yay!! I'll be the senior citizen
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At age 74 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.
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_________________ Greetings,
Hubert |
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RLH
Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 170 Location: Llanfair Courthouse
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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Shareen: At age 23 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. Classy! _________________ S.
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"The real issue isnt whether or not there is a morally acceptable amount of sex or violence, the real issue is; how can we put more sex in our violence?"
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Xavain Gramorham says, "Yet you wanted to marry Mellie."
You hear the voice of Yaru Dex say, "For her MONEY geez! Not her VA****!." |
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Tao
Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1733 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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Tao: At age 72 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style. _________________ Lick or Be Licked |
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HR-Shay
Joined: 01 Jan 2006 Posts: 36
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:57 am Post subject: |
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Shay: At age 61 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved. |
I always knew either alcohol or Hannah would be my demise....
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The Real Me: At age 58 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill. |
Whats hysterical about that is my brother once peed on our electric fence when we were kids... that was funny as hell. _________________ She won't let you love her so don't even try.
She won't even let you hold her as she begins to cry.
This fallen angel will for eternity weep alone,
keeping the cause of her torment forever unknown. |
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HR-Morrigan
Joined: 06 Sep 2002 Posts: 683 Location: Trooper Tower, Titan City
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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Morrigan: At age 69 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay. |
Wow that's so oddly fitting its scary. _________________ God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
--Superintendent Chalmers
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HR-Mickey Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 1844 Location: I've Got No 'billy
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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Mickey: At age 43 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts. |
I'm not sure that sounds credible; I've never used pyrotechnics at a show.
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(Real Name): At age 43 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. |
That sounds a lot more plausible. _________________ Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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