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 Post Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:30 am    Post subject: thekko tries stomping a midget
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Weighing in at 77lbs, Yaru Dex!
Weighing in at way way too big, Thekko Ku Kalla!

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[Inside Mount Echak, Conduit Niche]
The roar of molten locomotion nearby is almost deafening, but not nearly as stifling as the unbearable heat and steam. A foul odor permeates the stone itself, making the niche unpleasant to stand in for long. Even more disturbing are the vast pools of blood and eviscerated entrails littering the floor; company doesn't appear very welcome.
 
You also see Thekko Ku Kalla.
You notice an exit leading up.

Closing your eyes, you begin to draw into your mind and invoke the Ripple of Force power.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
Spell preparation time: 3 sec.

You complete your invocation.
You focus your thoughts.
A sudden gust of wind blasts toward Thekko Ku Kalla, but he leaps away from danger!

With a great roar of anger, Thekko Ku Kalla stomps one great foot on the ground.
You are unable to keep upright and tumble over painfully!

The unbearable heat of the volcano sears your skin.

Running more on luck than skill, Thekko Ku Kalla tries to pummel you.  Somehow, he lands a good hit to your neck as you fail to dodge the attack.
[You are balanced, in great shape, well rested, your inner focus is slightly lacking, stunned, and prone.]

You have a bruised neck, a slightly scuffed chest, and a slightly scuffed back.
You are in great shape and well rested.
Your inner focus is slightly lacking.
 
The unbearable heat of the volcano sears your skin.
Your elemental shield weakens as it absorbs damage.

You feel much better.

Powerfully, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  With finesse, he lands a good hit to your right hand as you fail to dodge the attack.
Moving deliberately and carefully, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a good hit to your right hand as you fail to dodge the attack.
Rapidly moving, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a fair hit to your chest as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
Moving deliberately and carefully, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a critical hit to your right hand as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
[You are balanced, in great shape, well rested, your inner focus is strong, stunned, and prone.]
Moving in quickly, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  In a display of true skill, he lands a strong hit to your right hand as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
In a display of raw power, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  Mercilessly, he lands a good hit to your left leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
Rapidly moving, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a strong hit to your right leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
Powerfully, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  With finesse, he lands a good hit to your right leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
[You are balanced, in great shape, well rested, your inner focus is strong, stunned, and prone.]

You have a bruised neck, a bruised chest, and a slightly scuffed back.
You are in great shape and well rested.
Your inner focus is strong.
 
The unbearable heat of the volcano sears your skin.

You feel much better.

With a great roar of anger, Thekko Ku Kalla stomps one great foot on the ground.

The unbearable heat of the volcano sears your skin.
Your elemental shield weakens as it absorbs damage.

In a display of raw power, Thekko Ku Kalla tries to pummel you.  Mercilessly, he lands a massive hit to your left eye as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
[You are poorly balanced, in great shape, well rested, your inner focus is strong, stunned, and prone.]

You regain your balance.

You project your thoughts.

[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: So this Thekko stomp. It wears off, right?
 
You have a bruised neck, a bruised chest, and a slightly scuffed back.
 
You have a left cyber eye which is scuffed up and a right cyber eye which is scuffed up.
 
You are in great shape and well rested.
Your inner focus is strong.
 
Moving deliberately and carefully, Thekko Ku Kalla tries to pummel you.  He lands a serious hit to your right leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
[You are balanced, in great shape, well rested, your inner focus is strong, stunned, and prone.]

You feel much better.

Stumbling awkwardly, Thekko Ku Kalla tries to pummel you.  Amazingly, he lands a serious hit to your right leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
[You are poorly balanced, healthy, well rested, stunned, and prone.]
Lashing out fiercely, Thekko Ku Kalla tries to pummel you.  In a display of skill, he lands a strong hit to your right eye as you fail to dodge the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, healthy, well rested, stunned, and prone.]
Lashing out fiercely, Thekko Ku Kalla tries to pummel you.  In a display of skill, he lands a massive hit to your right leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
[You are poorly balanced, healthy, well rested, stunned, and prone.]
Striking swiftly, Thekko Ku Kalla tries to pummel you.  In short order, he lands a strong hit to your back as you fail to dodge the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, in great shape, well rested, stunned, and prone.]

You feel much better.
 
You have a bruised neck, a bruised chest, and a bruised back.
 
You have a left cyber eye which is damaged, a right cyber eye which is damaged, and a right cyber leg which is scuffed up.
 
You are healthy and well rested.
Your inner focus is at full strength.
 
[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: Because I ain't moving for a good half minute now.

The unbearable heat of the volcano sears your skin.

With a great roar of anger, Thekko Ku Kalla stomps one great foot on the ground.

The pocket of distorted gravity around you collapses.

[Telepathy] Anifaust Amresh projects: Afflicted for life.

You feel much better.

[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: Well this stinks.

[Telepathy] Morgana Vli projects: You're not dead .. so just wait.

[Message from Mickey Brunner] Man, see what happens when your vitality eats it?

You feel a chill and shiver as water drips from you.

Moving deliberately and carefully, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a good hit to your left leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
Striking swiftly, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  In short order, he lands a good hit to your left eye as you fail to dodge the attack.
Focused intently, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  With little resistance, he lands a good hit to your chest as you fail to dodge the attack.
Rapidly moving, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a good hit to your right leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, in great shape, well rested, bleeding, stunned, and prone.]
Focused intently, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  With little resistance, he lands a good hit to your left arm as you fail to dodge the attack.
Focused intently, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  With little resistance, he lands a serious hit to your chest as you fail to dodge the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
Striking swiftly, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  In short order, he lands a strong hit to your left foot as you fail to dodge the attack.
Rapidly moving, Thekko Ku Kalla unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a good hit to your left leg as you fail to dodge the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, in good shape, well rested, bleeding, stunned, and prone.]
You recover from your dazed state.

Moving deliberately and carefully, Thekko Ku Kalla tries to pummel you.  He lands a strong hit to your abdomen as you fail to dodge the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, in good shape, well rested, bleeding, and prone.]

You stand up.

You go up.


geez. i mean, GEEZ!

meanwhile, i'm both amazed i didn't die while also being amazed i can't land a single hit with a full aim and 250 marksmanship.
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.
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