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SoulTorn
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 Post Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:16 am    Post subject: Scenes from the Inside
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You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.

You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.


You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.


You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.


You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.


You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.


You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.


You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.


You slam your fist into a heavy prison door.

You glance at a heavy prison door and mutter something rather rude.

You voraciously devour a chocolate chip cookie, as if you hadn't eaten in ages.  Gooey and sweet, yum!
That was the last of the chocolate cookie.

You pick up a chocolate chip cookie.

A guard outside  says, "Cut that out or I'll leave you in there."

You grunt.

Glim Faethyn begins to slowly slam his head into the door, over and over. Looks like someone's flipped.
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A guard outside says, "Don't make me turn off the lights."

You stare at a heavy prison door.

You stand up.

You say, "Just lucky I cannot use my psionics."

You mumble under your breath.

You flop to the ground next to a simple metal cot!

You glance at a simple metal cot and mutter something rather rude.

You say, "No moving."

You stand up.

You lay down on a simple metal cot.

Glim Faethyn stares up at the ceiling, a lengthy string of curses flowing from his mouth.
>
A guard outside says, "You asked for it."

You squint at a heavy prison door.


Code:

You remember that you owe $275,001 to the First Bank of Abbindolare.  You can PAY off this debt at any bank.
 
You're not carrying any cash, and you have $1,403,945 in credits on deposit.
>

You take a bite of a chocolate chip cookie.
>
$1,403,945 has been deducted from your account to cover food cost.

You stare blankly into the distance.

You ask, "Do I receive a refund if I puke it all back up?"

A fee of $500,000 will be added to your fine to cover cleaning costs.

You grunt.


Code:
You hear a loud brbrbrBRBRBRBR-br-br-br coming from somewhere nearby.

You blink.

 
You glance through the window of the heavy prison door and see...
 
[Ttathki Prison, Inmate Pods Second Floor]
Heavy steel doors on either side of this dimly lit hallway ensure that the prisoners stay put. Two slots in each door covered with sliding panels allow the guards to either view the interior of the cells or deliver meals, mail, or the occassional poke with a cattle prod should it be required.
 
You also see a door marked "Cell 3" and a door marked "Cell 7".
You notice exits leading north and south.

Glim Faethyn glances at Bubba.

You take a bite of a chocolate chip cookie.
>
Bubba glances back at you with a big smile.

Glim Faethyn blows Bubba a kiss and resumes muching on his chocolate chip cookie.

You take a bite of a chocolate chip cookie.
>
Bubba strokes your hair.

You close your eyes and purr seductively.
>
Bubba does several unnatural things to you and goes to sleep.

You wobble slightly.

You say, "Beast."


-Chris
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SoulTorn
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 Post Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:49 am    Post subject: Execution or Suicide? You decide.
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So. I broke something(again) upon being released from my cell.

Faith, being most excellent, got me set up.

Unfortunately, I had caused the 'exit script' to misfire. Said script needed to run smoothly for me to leave the prison.

Being the curious sort, I decided to roam the prison.

Being the curious sort, I have a thing about yanking on levers.

As you will see.

Code:

You go south.
 
[Ttathki Prison, Execution Chamber]
Bare stone walls enclose this room, unadorned expect for a large black metal box on the eastern wall, making one feel as if they are within a tomb.  In the middle of the floor sits a large wooden electric chair, covered in an assortment of rubber strappings and metal contact points. The air is tinged with the smell of fear and ozone, as tangible as the chair itself.
 
You also see a large lever.
You notice an exit leading north.

You glance at a large lever.

Glim Faethyn's fingers twitch.

You go north.
 
[Ttathki Prison, Death Row]


Explored a bit more, as I knew this would be a one-time deal, then returned....

Code:
You go south.
 
[Ttathki Prison, Execution Chamber]
Bare stone walls enclose this room, unadorned expect for a large black metal box on the eastern wall, making one feel as if they are within a tomb.  In the middle of the floor sits a large wooden electric chair, covered in an assortment of rubber strappings and metal contact points. The air is tinged with the smell of fear and ozone, as tangible as the chair itself.
 
You also see a large lever.
You notice an exit leading north.

The lever is flipped down.

You flip the lever upwards and can't help but notice a low humming sound that fills the air.

[Ttathki Prison, Execution Chamber]
Bare stone walls enclose this room, unadorned expect for a large black metal box on the eastern wall, making one feel as if they are within a tomb.  In the middle of the floor sits a large wooden electric chair, covered in an assortment of rubber strappings and metal contact points. The air is tinged with the smell of fear and ozone, as tangible as the chair itself.
 
You also see a large lever.
You notice an exit leading north.

You snicker.

You flip the lever down and the room suddenly goes quiet.

You take a seat on an electric chair.

You flip the lever upwards and can't help but notice a low humming sound that fills the air.

You feel a strange overall numbing sensation, quickly replaced by a sharp pain as every muscle in your body tenses simutaniously.  In a mere instant the sensation is gone, replaced by complete blackness.
Mortally wounded, you release a final sigh and succumb to the cold embrace of death.
** [ELECTRIC CHAIR] Glim Faethyn was just tried, convicted and sentenced by Glim Faethyn.
You've died!  You'll either have to wait until a Medic comes to help you or type RESTORE to be restored from a copy of your genetic image.
 
Your last image was taken 2 days, 1 hour, 11 minutes, and 28 seconds ago.
If you were to roll back to this image, you would lose 18355 experience points and 0 levels.

>cackle
You're dead and are not capable of doing that.  If no medic is coming to help you, you might wish to type RESTORE to restore yourself from a genetic image.
>
In what appears to be a failed attempt at skydiving, a human figure comes streaking out of the sky and lands with a ear-shattering crash and a plume of dust.  A few moments later a parachute canopy opens and drifts down over the fresh crater as the dust settles.   Out from under the chute, Laevus Calamitas crawls to his feet and dusts himself off as best as possible.
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Laevus Calamitas shakes his head.
>
Laevus Calamitas says, "Tell me you didn't."

Laevus Calamitas chuckles.
>
Laevus Calamitas pets you on the head.
>
Laevus Calamitas suddenly disappears!
>
The core temperature of your body slowly declines as algor mortis sets in.
[You have 45 minutes before your body auto decays and forces a restore.]
>
The core temperature of your body slowly declines as algor mortis sets in.
[You have 44 minutes before your body auto decays and forces a restore.]
>
Twittering an upbeat tune, a prison guard enters the area.

You can't see anything, you're blind!

You have a completely destroyed head, a completely destroyed left eye, a completely destroyed right eye, a completely destroyed neck, a completely destroyed chest, a completely destroyed back, a completely destroyed abdomen, a completely destroyed left arm, a completely destroyed right arm, a completely destroyed left hand, a completely destroyed right hand, a completely destroyed left leg, a completely destroyed right leg, a completely destroyed left foot, and a completely destroyed right foot.
You seem to have complete loss of muscle control.
 
Bleeding Locations:
 
Head:        Extreme
Left Eye:    Extreme
Right Eye:   Extreme
Neck:        Extreme
Chest:       Extreme
Back:        Extreme
Abdomen:     Extreme
Left Arm:    Extreme
Right Arm:   Extreme
Left Hand:   Extreme
Right Hand:  Extreme
Left Leg:    Extreme
Right Leg:   Extreme
Left Foot:   Extreme
Right Foot:  Extreme
 
You are dead and completely exhausted.
Your inner focus has completely collapsed, leaving you mentally and magically exhausted.
 

 
>
The core temperature of your body slowly declines as algor mortis sets in.
[You have 43 minutes before your body auto decays and forces a restore.]
>
Faith Tempest suddenly appears from thin air!
>
The core temperature of your body slowly declines as algor mortis sets in.
[You have 42 minutes before your body auto decays and forces a restore.]
>
Faith Tempest grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you!
>
Laevus Calamitas suddenly appears from thin air!
>
Laevus Calamitas just poked you.
>
Laevus Calamitas says, "He'd dead."
>
Faith Tempest nods to Laevus Calamitas.
Laevus Calamitas shakes his head.
>
A prison guard leaves the area, twittering an upbeat tune.

You're dead and are not capable of doing that.  If no medic is coming to help you, you might wish to type RESTORE to restore yourself from a genetic image.
>
Faith Tempest asks, "Wonder how his liver tastes?"
>
Laevus Calamitas asks, "Want to find out?"

You're dead and are not capable of doing that.  If no medic is coming to help you, you might wish to type RESTORE to restore yourself from a genetic image.
>
Faith Tempest ponders.

The core temperature of your body slowly declines as algor mortis sets in.
[You have 41 minutes before your body auto decays and forces a restore.]
You lean towards Faith Tempest and whisper, "It is well done."
>
Faith Tempest says, "Nah, not enough time this time."
>
Faith Tempest grins at you.
>
 
Announcement: The lunch buffet will be Glim, well-done.
 
>
Faith Tempest says, "He claims it is well done."
>
Faith Tempest chuckles.
>
Your surroundings suddenly change and you find yourself at Llanfair, Cloud Court.

[You have entered the jurisdiction of the government of Llanfair.]

 
[Llanfair, Cloud Court]
 
You can't see anything, you're blind!
 
 
[Llanfair, Cloud Court]

You can't see anything, you're blind!
 
>
Feldspar Fletcher dusts off a fully cleaned spotted koba.

You can't see anything, you're blind!
>
In what appears to be a failed attempt at skydiving, a human figure comes streaking out of the sky and lands with a ear-shattering crash and a plume of dust.  A few moments later a parachute canopy opens and drifts down over the fresh crater as the dust settles.   Out from under the chute, Laevus Calamitas crawls to his feet and dusts himself off as best as possible.
>
Laevus Calamitas snickers.
>
Feldspar Fletcher ponders.
>
Laevus Calamitas suddenly disappears!
>
The core temperature of your body slowly declines as algor mortis sets in.
[You have 40 minutes before your body auto decays and forces a restore.]
>
[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: Glim is a poor role model.
>
[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: Oh?
>
Feldspar Fletcher puts a silver hook-bladed knife in a rugged traveler's pack.
>
Feldspar Fletcher goes south.
>
[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: yup.
 
Announcement: Dead body in Cloud Court.
 
>
The core temperature of your body slowly declines as algor mortis sets in.
[You have 39 minutes before your body auto decays and forces a restore.]
>
A very young tailor strolls in.
>
[Fountain] The fountain sprays an elegant stream of water upwards, drenching the statue's outstretched wings before dripping back down.

>You can't see anything, you're blind!
>
 
Announcement: Do not sit in an electric chair, and then pull the lever yourself. A message from the Llanfair Department of Common Sense.


Much love to Riwa and Fidet for fixing me up. Much love to Faith for setting me down in Cloud Court. You all rock! Smile

-Chris
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 Post Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:40 am    Post subject:
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Remind me not to have you on a quest. I can see it now. It's a big bright red lever, a sign above it saying in big block black letters, Whatever you do DON'T pull me. Of course you pull it, level 150 critter's swarm on us and the whole group dies.

Just kidding, of course. I'd be happy to go on a quest with you. Wink
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 Post Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:17 am    Post subject:
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Has anybody bothered looking around for the hidden lockpicks in the cells yet? Not that I'm asking for the answers to the puzzle involved in finding them, just wondering if anybody's actually found them yet.

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 Post Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:36 pm    Post subject:
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Brokyn wrote:
Has anybody bothered looking around for the hidden lockpicks in the cells yet? Not that I'm asking for the answers to the puzzle involved in finding them, just wondering if anybody's actually found them yet.

--William


pretty sure stilldawn broke out rather quickly.
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 Post Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:35 pm    Post subject:
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Yup I found my pick, and managed to get out in about four trys of bending it, I will let everyone know, you break that pick and you stay your time there.

Course Im not saying what you have to do after that cept that you have two options.
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