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HR-Faith
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 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:17 pm Post subject: Pregnancy in Haelrahv |
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If it were ever coded (which I have no intention of doing so)...
For males:
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set pregnant on
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You're a male, how do you intend to do that?!
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For females:
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set pregnant on
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You understand that doing this is irreversible and will cause you typical pain and suffering for the entire gestation period of your race?
Please type YES or NO.
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YES
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Fine, you are now pregnant.
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>look <self>
You see Jane Doe.
You have bloodshot eyes with bags underneath, and a glowing complexion.
You have a slightly bloated face.
You have a rotund, pregnant body.
You stand 5' 4" tall, and you are young for a Human.
You are wearing blah blah blah, all of which is too small for your pregnant state.
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>bal
[You are off-balanced, pregnant, and in need of rest.]
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>s
You waddle slowly south.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
>lau
You laugh, and pee your pants.
Roundtime: 15 sec. |
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Ralenth
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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Awwww. Code it! *laughs* 
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HR-Mickey
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Don't forget the ambient bad gas messaging.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
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HR-Faith
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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Further on the subject of females...while in the middle of whatever...let's say gem-cutting on Jareya.
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Your water just broke!
[You should probably get to the hospital immediately.]
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>get rift pot
...wait 15 seconds.
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>get rift pot
You get a prismatic potion out of your backpack.
>pour pot
A labor pain just hit you! Owww!
Roundtime: 60 seconds.
...wait 59 seconds.
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HR-Faith
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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| HR-Mickey wrote: |
| Don't forget the ambient bad gas messaging. |
I didn't ever get bad gas...but I did get something just as bad...at least for me.
The itching syndrome.
Happens to (some) pregnant females, where their extremeties (hands, wrists, lower arms, feet, ankles, lower legs) itch uncontrollably for no visible reason. Has to do with the swelling, so your typical anti-itch medicine does absolutely nothing for it.
I'd wake up with claw marks on my legs and blood on the sheets from scratching in my sleep.
Oh oh! And don't forget morning sickness! And headaches! And moodiness!
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Nelle
Ooh Nuuurse..
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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| HR-Faith wrote: |
| HR-Mickey wrote: |
| Don't forget the ambient bad gas messaging. |
I didn't ever get bad gas...but I did get something just as bad...at least for me.
The itching syndrome.
Happens to (some) pregnant females, where their extremeties (hands, wrists, lower arms, feet, ankles, lower legs) itch uncontrollably for no visible reason. Has to do with the swelling, so your typical anti-itch medicine does absolutely nothing for it.
I'd wake up with claw marks on my legs and blood on the sheets from scratching in my sleep.
Oh oh! And don't forget morning sickness! And headaches! And moodiness! |
Faith, you're my new hero. Again.
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HR-Mickey
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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She asks you to drive to the restaurant on the other side of town because their hamburgers are better.
Roundtime: 1800 seconds. |
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Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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Morgana
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Or lapses in memory, leg cramps, swollen ankles, leakage (more then one place for that), starving but can't stand the smell of food.... 
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Brenton
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:16 am Post subject: |
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I'd just like to add a *shudder* and my newfound gratitude of being male. I'd rather a 1800 roundtime than "leakage"  |
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HR-Valla
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:37 am Post subject: |
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This thread is to funny, and the scary part is it is all so true!
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soundless
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:39 am Post subject: |
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| HR-Valla wrote: |
| This thread is to funny, and the scary part is it is all so true! |
so now we know why mickey is restoring that car 
where are the best burgers, eh?
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HR-Laevus
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:33 am Post subject: |
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Labor.
Roundtime: 108000 seconds.
Enjoy.
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the blue fairy
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:54 am Post subject: |
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I broke my damn rib giving birth!
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soundless
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| HR-Laevus wrote: |
Labor.
Roundtime: 108000 seconds.
Enjoy. |
30 hours of labor? ouch.
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the blue fairy
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:49 am Post subject: |
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36 here myself and not only did I break the rib but I forgot to mention busting every blood vessel in my face and eyes
I was such a lovely new mother let me tell you
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