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Tylen
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| Why is it that girls can be tomboys and not be gay but boys can't be....less boyish without being gay? Is that the new term Metrosexual? What would qualify a man as metrosexual as opposed to homosexual? |
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HR-Trevor
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| Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:16 am Post subject: |
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| Why is it that girls can be tomboys and not be gay but boys can't be....less boyish without being gay? Is that the new term Metrosexual? What would qualify a man as metrosexual as opposed to homosexual? |
Good question, and very true.
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Tylen
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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| AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene. |
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EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:16 am Post subject: |
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| That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. |
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magic missle is sooooo cheating.
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Tylen
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:34 am Post subject: |
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One of those things you're not sure whether to laugh at
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Tylen
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Baby Names You Should Never Use. Ever.
Some things are just too cruel to inflict on anyone, especially when that someone is a sweet new baby. An archive assistant at Cornwall County Record Office in England may have done us all a great favor by revealing the odd, real-life names she have found in census, birth, death and marriage records dating back to the 16th century, reports The Associated Press.
Helpfully, the Cornwall County Record Office has published the list--1,000 in all. "My all-time favorites are Abraham Thunderwolff and Freke Dorothy Fluck Lane," the aforementioned archivist, Rene Jackaman, told AP. Others include the following from the Hornblower family: Horatio, Azubia, Constantia, Jecoliah, Jedidah, Jerusha and Erastus.
Here are more. Remember, they're all real names:
Boadicea Basher
Philadelphia Bunnyface
Faithful Cock
Susan Booze
Elizabeth Disco
Edward Evil
Fozzitt Bonds
Truth Bullock
Charity Chilly
Gentle Fudge
Obedience Ginger
Offspring Gurney
Levi Jeans
Imagine receiving an invitation to these weddings:
Nicholas Bone and Priscilla Skin were joined in wedlock in 1636.
Charles Swine and Jane Ham wed in 1711.
John Mutton and Ann Veale married in 1791.
Richard Dinner and Mary Cook said "I do" in 1802. |
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
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I like the name offspring. It's wonderfully original.
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Tylen
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:06 am Post subject: |
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I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Trevor lives in Jacksonville...
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (USATODAY.com) — A sword-swinging robber frightened the lunchtime crowd at a local eatery, sending condiments flying across tables before he got away with $32.
Patrons of the Mudville Grille told police the man burst into the restaurant Monday, waving a samurai sword and yelling that he was holding up the place.
Several people emptied their pockets and the man grabbed the cash, then fled in a minivan. The vehicle was later found abandoned with the sword inside.
According to police, the van and sword were taken in a previous robbery.
Authorities said a man broke into a house, took the sword from the top of a television, and threatened the residents into giving him keys to the van and $85.
A suspect has been identified in that robbery, but he has not been arrested. |
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tygerwulf
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I'm just wondering about the people who keep a samurai sword on the top of their television, I mean, I have mine hanging above it, not on it.
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HR-Trevor
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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The most interesting name I've personally seen in terms of people I've met/talked to/etc was "Sunshine Plants".
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I'd like to point out that the fact I happen to just live in Jacksonville, Florida is completely coincidental. Yeah.
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HR-Mickey
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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He no longer drives a van, either.
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To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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HR-Faith
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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I've known, at various times:
Penny Dollar
Bruce Lee
Cynthia Pugh (scenty pooh)
Dick Fisher
Justin Odor
Diana Loveless (dying a-loveless)
Mike Haakenstad (my cock inside)
I saw a clerk (and this is not fictitious) in a Wal-Mart who's nametag read "Aquanette Hairfield".
And then there was the philanthropist, Ima Hogg.
I'm of the opinion that some people either have a really bad sense of humor or just don't THINK about the name they are giving their child.
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SoulTorn
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html
More bizarre than stupid, courtesy DailyRotten:
"The trial for a local woman's lawsuit against 14 police officers for allegedly capering about with her sex toys and modeling her lingerie during a drug raid on her home opened Monday in federal court in Chicago." ... "Police served the first search warrant with the intent to locate marijuana they believed her son, Brandon, then 18, was selling. Dorothy Campbell was not home when police arrived, but her son and four of his friends were, according to the lawsuit. Officers handcuffed Brandon Campbell and his friends, then "went into (Dorothy Campbell's) dresser drawers and found (her) personal and private sex toys," the lawsuit said. Still, the officers took them from the dresser and showed them to Campbell's son, asking him what his mother did with them, the lawsuit states."
-Chris
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HR-Hannah
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The big "paragraph link" Glim posted was very entertaining if you run your pointer back and forth over it. This coming from someone who lives in Mississippi and is obssessed with bug zappers... 
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Kit
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| Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:53 am Post subject: |
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| The big "paragraph link" Glim posted was very entertaining if you run your pointer back and forth over it. This coming from someone who lives in Mississippi and is obssessed with bug zappers... |
.... You have me doing it now. All the while I was thinking: "I wonder if this will give people seizures."
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