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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:13 am    Post subject: Parry: Don't leave home without it.
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So I reallocate yesterday to fix some skills and stats and stuff. I decide to go hunting. I make it to Kuchos, get all spelled and potioned up, walk in and this is what happens. . .


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[Mount Tzon, Kagnoran Glacier Crevasse]
Another sheer drop ends the traversable part of the crevasse at this point. An overhanging section of ice looks as though it could sheer off the cliff at any time, crushing anything beneath it.
 
You notice an exit leading north.
[Script]>The Modan Kucho stomps in, and immediately spots you!
Running more on luck than skill, the Modan Kucho charges at you.  Somehow, he lands a devastating hit to your abdomen as you fail to parry the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
[You are balanced, in great shape, well rested, and your inner focus is strong.]
The Modan Kucho stomps in, and immediately spots you!
Powerfully, the Modan Kucho rakes a claw at you.  With finesse, he lands a strong hit to your neck as you fail to parry the attack.
[You are balanced, in good shape, well rested, and your inner focus is strong.]
The Modan Kucho stomps in, and immediately spots you!
Stumbling awkwardly, the Modan Kucho charges at you.  Amazingly, he lands a devastating hit to your right eye as you fail to parry the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
[You are poorly balanced, in good shape, well rested, and your inner focus is strong.]
[Script]>aim kucho
You begin to aim a shot at the Modan Kucho.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
You feel your shot is ready.
[Script]>fire kucho head
You fully recover your inner focus.
[Script]>
Focused intently, you fire a Rtuzma heavy pulse gun at the Modan Kucho.  With little resistance, you land a strong hit to his left foot as the Modan Kucho fails to dodge the attack.
... Critical strike!
Concentrating on the shot, you fire a Rtuzma heavy pulse gun at the Modan Kucho.  In a display of true skill, you land a devastating hit to his head as the Modan Kucho fails to dodge the attack.
... Critical strike!
[You are poorly balanced, in great shape, and well rested.]
Roundtime: 2 sec.
[Script]>aim kucho
You begin to aim a shot at the Modan Kucho.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
Moving deliberately and carefully, the Modan Kucho charges at you.  He lands a superficial hit to your right foot as you fail to parry the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, in great shape, and well rested.]
Focused intently, the Modan Kucho rakes a claw at you.  With little resistance, he lands a good hit to your left arm as you fail to parry the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, in good shape, and well rested.]
Running more on luck than skill, the Modan Kucho unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  Somehow, he lands a massive hit to your left leg as you fail to parry the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
Running more on luck than skill, the Modan Kucho unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  Somehow, he lands a superficial hit to your left leg as you fail to parry the attack.
Powerfully, the Modan Kucho unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  With finesse, he lands a serious hit to your right arm as you fail to parry the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
Moving deliberately and carefully, the Modan Kucho unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a superficial hit to your right arm as you fail to parry the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, in good shape, and well rested.]
You feel your shot is ready.
fire kucho head
Hoping to make the best of a poor shot, you fire a Rtuzma heavy pulse gun at the Modan Kucho.  Somehow, you land a devastating hit to his head as the Modan Kucho fails to dodge the attack.
... Critical strike!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.
[You are poorly balanced, in good shape, and well rested.]
Roundtime: 1 sec.
You regain your balance.
[Script]>search kucho
You search the Modan Kucho and find $56 in cash!
The Modan Kucho's corpse decays into a pile of dust that quickly scatters.
[Script]>
Saving your character, one moment...
aim kucho
Your character has been saved.
You begin to aim a shot at the Modan Kucho.
Roundtime: 1 sec.
Striking swiftly, the Modan Kucho attempts to bite you.  In short order, he lands a serious hit to your left eye as you fail to parry the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
[You are poorly balanced, in good shape, and well rested.]
Rapidly moving, the Modan Kucho unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  He lands a serious hit to your right hand as you fail to parry the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
In a display of raw power, the Modan Kucho unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  Mercilessly, he lands a good hit to your right hand as you fail to parry the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
Powerfully, the Modan Kucho unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  With finesse, he lands a critical hit to your back as you fail to parry the attack.
Your armor aura weakens as it absorbs damage.
Lashing out fiercely, the Modan Kucho unleashes a heavy pummel at you.  In a display of skill, he lands a strong hit to your left hand as you fail to parry the attack.
[You are poorly balanced, slightly injured, well rested, and bleeding.]
You feel fully rested.
[Script]>You regain your balance.
[Script]>n
You go north.




Tshar is getting the shit kicked out of him, and I had no idea why until. . .

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>skil
 
Skill sheet for Tshar Dgnara:
 
Acrobatics               : 200          Pulse Weapons            : 202  (237)
Alchemy                  : 200          Repair                   : 200 
Climbing                 : 80   (72)    Security                 : 201 
Ecology                  : 150          Spell Casting            : 200 
Evasion                  : 202  (239)   Spell Research           : 24   
Heavy Armor              : 100  (115)   Stealth                  : 201  (291)
Marksmanship             : 0    (4)     Streetwise               : 201  (221)
Occult Lore              : 8            Tactics                  : 202  (222)
Psionic Ability          : 200          Tracking                 : 201  (221)
 
To see all skills including untrained ones, type SKILLS ALL.
Your weapon specializations are pulse weapons, exotic weapons, bladed weapons, unarmed combat, marksmanship, and thrown weapons.
You have 641 skill training points available.



I forgot to train parry. Ah well it would have been less funny if Tshar had died, but he didn't, tough little midget heh.

Parry: Don't leave home without it.
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