The Character Quote Thread

[ZANQUINRAKEL]

[HR-Hannah]

[tygerwulf]

Just because it made me laugh.

[Tao]

This isnt a quote but it is funny:

Also here is Lawyer Shareen Soshade.
You notice an exit leading east.
>smoo sha
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You smooch yourself on the arm. Yes, that's how you make friends and influence people, right there.
Shareen Soshade puts a golden potion in a textured black karbora cache with gold stitching.
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Shareen Soshade laughs!
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Lick or Be Licked

[HR-Trevor]

Ah, I remember fondly when I wrote that messaging...
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato

-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy

[Seth Ventril]

Not a quote but hilarious/disturbing nonetheless.

You see Ghostly Apparition. No Really, You Don't See Hannah Channing the Just, an Eolai.
She has a mischevious twinkle in her startling gold eyes and a flawless golden tan complexion.
Upon her lips she has shiny crimson lipstick.
She has shoulder-length platinum blonde hair which falls in tiny ringlets.
She has an angelic face.
She has a firm yet slender build.
She stands about 6' 1" tall, and seems to be young for an Eolai.
She appears to be feeling relaxed.

She is holding a life-sized wooly sheep with a huge strap-on attached in her right hand and a flashing button that reads I'M SO GREAT, I'M JEALOUS OF MYSELF in the left.
She is wearing a softly glowing halo communicator with tiny red horns which reads, "I'm sending you to hell instead", a feather-shaped tag, an anti-n00b suction dart, a polished vyeftium watch adorned with a single diamond, a xenon-powered trigadimetric Class XIII borf aerolauncher, a white lumis silk body wrap, a white lumis silk halter top, and a pearl grey aiba.
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Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]:  Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!"

[HR-Hannah]

I just want it known I was dared.

[soundless]

[RLH]

[HR-Hannah]

Trevor Rage says, "I totally blew my stat point load in seconds."
You laugh!
You say, "Wow."
You say, "You just made training sound kinky."
You give Trevor Rage a high-five.
Trevor Rage laughs!

[Seth Ventril]

Is there anything you guys don't corrupt?
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Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]:  Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!"

[indigone]

Not a quote, and more creepy than funny....

>You stare intently at the ghost of Radan Juran.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>The ghost of Radan Juran stands back up.


The ghost of Radan Juran's blow connects with your throat, stifling your death rattle as you collapse to the earth.

Mortally wounded, you release a final sigh and succumb to the cold embrace of death.
You've died! You'll either have to wait until a Medic comes to help you or type RESTORE to be restored from a copy of your genetic image.

Your last image was taken 3 minutes and 30 seconds ago.
If you were to roll back to this image, you would lose 18 experience points and 0 levels.


I thought I'd experienced all the death in HR could offer. I was wrong. I have more death to do.

P.S. Nice touch
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"Woke up late one Thursday, and I'm seeing stars as I'm rubbing my eyes. And I felt like there were two days missing, as I focused on the time. And I made my way to the kitchen, but I had to stop from the shock of what I found, a room full of all of my friends dancing round and round and round. And I thought hello new shoes, Bye-Bye blues!"

- Paolo Nutini

[HR-Hannah]

I swear, Xil is just beyond cute. Should have her do an RP calendar on which day is a good day to die.

[HR-Shay]

Mickey Brunner shrugs.
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You say, "Id flick you but i'd end up picking my nose."
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You look at Mickey Brunner and sigh.
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Aroai rises from the western horizon.
>flick mickey
You stick your fingers up your nose. All at the same time.
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You say, "Well i had to try..."
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She won't let you love her so don't even try.
She won't even let you hold her as she begins to cry.
This fallen angel will for eternity weep alone,
keeping the cause of her torment forever unknown.

[dragonseyes]

Oh, for one more day!!

Your last image was taken 6 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes, and 7 seconds ago.