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ZANQUINRAKEL
Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 117
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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TELEPATHY [unknown]: Mellie Knight-Amresh - "We all know Morgie, someone saw it on the exchange and was yacking about it being crashed."
TELEPATHY [close]: Deblaeju Kruhtha-Lefear - "whats kinda tome am i lookin for."
TELEPATHY [close]: Morgana Vli - "I was the first to crash it!!"
TELEPATHY [close]: Morgana Vli - "Made Okae slave over flowers for me."
TELEPATHY [unknown]: Tygerwulf Fyrestick - "What's the components for it?"
TELEPATHY [close]: Morgana Vli - "Tits, ortus, sickle."
TELEPATHY [close]: Viyci Cesirer - "...tits?"
TELEPATHY [close]: Morgana Vli - "err Titanium."
be willing to part with them for a potion."
TELEPATHY [close]: Zanquin Firestarter - "though the potion does defy gravity..."
TELEPATHY [unknown]: Vega Shadowknight - "oh so im not good fror ingredients anymore?"
TELEPATHY [unknown]: Drusilla Fyrestick - "hah."
TELEPATHY [close]: Deblaeju Kruhtha-Lefear - "nope your tits too small."
TELEPATHY [close]: Morgana Vli - "You didn't have any tits when I last saw you."
TELEPATHY [close]: Morgana Vli - "well nothing to slice easily."/quote
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_________________ Zanquin Firestarter, Performer of many talents, alchemy addict, stratohunter addict and all-around crazy harlot
"You watched it, you can't UN-watch it!" |
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HR-Hannah
Joined: 11 Apr 2004 Posts: 374 Location: Floating above Abbindolare, Hannah's Cloud
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:12 am Post subject: |
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Morrigan Blackfury takes a huddled Darju family off her head.
You fall to the ground laughing hysterically!
Miyako Nishimura grins.
Morrigan Blackfury puts a camouflage bandana on her head.
Morrigan Blackfury chuckles.
Xaiseiri Sioshei laughs!
Morrigan Blackfury opens her torso, stows her Darju family inside and closes it again.
You say, "Oh god thats worse."
Morrigan Blackfury says, "Mmm snacks."
You roll around on the ground laughing like a lunatic!
Morrigan Blackfury laughs out loud!
Xaiseiri Sioshei laughs out loud! |
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tygerwulf Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003 Posts: 1189 Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:32 am Post subject: |
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Just because it made me laugh.
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Tracking: Mellie Knight appears to have gone down. |
_________________ >ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid." |
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Tao
Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1733 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:08 am Post subject: |
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This isnt a quote but it is funny:
Also here is Lawyer Shareen Soshade.
You notice an exit leading east.
>smoo sha
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You smooch yourself on the arm. Yes, that's how you make friends and influence people, right there.
Shareen Soshade puts a golden potion in a textured black karbora cache with gold stitching.
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Shareen Soshade laughs! _________________ Lick or Be Licked |
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HR-Trevor Boss Type Guy
Joined: 04 Oct 2002 Posts: 6683 Location: Louisville, KY
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:09 am Post subject: |
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Ah, I remember fondly when I wrote that messaging... _________________ "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato
-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy |
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Seth Ventril Disenfranchised Shadow
Joined: 20 Sep 2006 Posts: 494 Location: The mean streets of "The Town"
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:08 am Post subject: |
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Not a quote but hilarious/disturbing nonetheless.
You see Ghostly Apparition. No Really, You Don't See Hannah Channing the Just, an Eolai.
She has a mischevious twinkle in her startling gold eyes and a flawless golden tan complexion.
Upon her lips she has shiny crimson lipstick.
She has shoulder-length platinum blonde hair which falls in tiny ringlets.
She has an angelic face.
She has a firm yet slender build.
She stands about 6' 1" tall, and seems to be young for an Eolai.
She appears to be feeling relaxed.
She is holding a life-sized wooly sheep with a huge strap-on attached in her right hand and a flashing button that reads I'M SO GREAT, I'M JEALOUS OF MYSELF in the left.
She is wearing a softly glowing halo communicator with tiny red horns which reads, "I'm sending you to hell instead", a feather-shaped tag, an anti-n00b suction dart, a polished vyeftium watch adorned with a single diamond, a xenon-powered trigadimetric Class XIII borf aerolauncher, a white lumis silk body wrap, a white lumis silk halter top, and a pearl grey aiba. _________________ Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]: Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!" |
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HR-Hannah
Joined: 11 Apr 2004 Posts: 374 Location: Floating above Abbindolare, Hannah's Cloud
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:43 am Post subject: |
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I just want it known I was dared. |
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soundless EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004 Posts: 5970 Location: Spaceship
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:48 am Post subject: |
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HR-Hannah wrote: |
I just want it known I was dared. |
for what, the button, the sheep, or the sheep's accessory? _________________ A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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RLH
Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 170 Location: Llanfair Courthouse
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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I just want it known I was dared. |
Suurre you were. At least the sheep wasn't wearing the button _________________ S.
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"The real issue isnt whether or not there is a morally acceptable amount of sex or violence, the real issue is; how can we put more sex in our violence?"
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Xavain Gramorham says, "Yet you wanted to marry Mellie."
You hear the voice of Yaru Dex say, "For her MONEY geez! Not her VA****!." |
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HR-Hannah
Joined: 11 Apr 2004 Posts: 374 Location: Floating above Abbindolare, Hannah's Cloud
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:07 am Post subject: Its early, this totally tickled me... |
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Trevor Rage says, "I totally blew my stat point load in seconds."
You laugh!
You say, "Wow."
You say, "You just made training sound kinky."
You give Trevor Rage a high-five.
Trevor Rage laughs! |
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Seth Ventril Disenfranchised Shadow
Joined: 20 Sep 2006 Posts: 494 Location: The mean streets of "The Town"
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:26 am Post subject: |
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Is there anything you guys don't corrupt? _________________ Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]: Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!" |
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indigone Mild mannered thinker
Joined: 09 Oct 2005 Posts: 145
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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Not a quote, and more creepy than funny....
>You stare intently at the ghost of Radan Juran.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>The ghost of Radan Juran stands back up.
The ghost of Radan Juran's blow connects with your throat, stifling your death rattle as you collapse to the earth.
Mortally wounded, you release a final sigh and succumb to the cold embrace of death.
You've died! You'll either have to wait until a Medic comes to help you or type RESTORE to be restored from a copy of your genetic image.
Your last image was taken 3 minutes and 30 seconds ago.
If you were to roll back to this image, you would lose 18 experience points and 0 levels.
I thought I'd experienced all the death in HR could offer. I was wrong. I have more death to do.
P.S. Nice touch _________________ "Woke up late one Thursday, and I'm seeing stars as I'm rubbing my eyes. And I felt like there were two days missing, as I focused on the time. And I made my way to the kitchen, but I had to stop from the shock of what I found, a room full of all of my friends dancing round and round and round. And I thought hello new shoes, Bye-Bye blues!"
- Paolo Nutini |
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HR-Hannah
Joined: 11 Apr 2004 Posts: 374 Location: Floating above Abbindolare, Hannah's Cloud
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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:21 am Post subject: |
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I swear, Xil is just beyond cute. Should have her do an RP calendar on which day is a good day to die. |
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HR-Shay
Joined: 01 Jan 2006 Posts: 36
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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Mickey Brunner shrugs.
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You say, "Id flick you but i'd end up picking my nose."
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You look at Mickey Brunner and sigh.
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Aroai rises from the western horizon.
>flick mickey
You stick your fingers up your nose. All at the same time.
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You say, "Well i had to try..." _________________ She won't let you love her so don't even try.
She won't even let you hold her as she begins to cry.
This fallen angel will for eternity weep alone,
keeping the cause of her torment forever unknown. |
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dragonseyes
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Posts: 186 Location: Guarding the Gates.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:51 am Post subject: |
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Oh, for one more day!!
Your last image was taken 6 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes, and 7 seconds ago. |
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