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HR-Shay
Joined: 01 Jan 2006 Posts: 36
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:19 am Post subject: |
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See? We think of you Yaru.... _________________ She won't let you love her so don't even try.
She won't even let you hold her as she begins to cry.
This fallen angel will for eternity weep alone,
keeping the cause of her torment forever unknown. |
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SoulTorn Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
Joined: 20 Nov 2002 Posts: 685 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:16 am Post subject: |
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I just felt the need to quote myself.
Glim Faethyn says, "Despite his lithe frame, Glim Faethyn sports an impressive pair of manbreasts."
-Chris _________________ "Drama is like a varm sveater that hugs you on a cold vinter's day." - Nevrek |
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Dzynna Shadow Master
Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 748 Location: Somewhere in the wilds
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:48 am Post subject: |
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Glim should get Aelae to give him better moobs. _________________
Dzynna Zol
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The Retreat
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soundless EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004 Posts: 5970 Location: Spaceship
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:44 am Post subject: |
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HR-Shay wrote: |
See? We think of you Yaru.... |
so i see! this means i must double my bug reports.
meanwhile, someone else couldn't get on Ol'Timer for being too short, too. That's still really funny. now make those tall guys suffer somehow. _________________ A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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Haidee Bow chicka bow wow
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 647 Location: ..where am I again?...
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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Yanashia Astonyan arrives from the north.
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Yanashia Astonyan sits on a short wall.
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Yanashia Astonyan gets out a pen and a notepad, and starts to write down a few things.
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You hear a male voice recite:
"Dear Diary
Today I met the hottest guy ever!" _________________ >l in corset
Inside an intricately beaded twilight black suede corset with hot pink lacings you see a buttery nipple, a buttery nipple, a steaming pile of gamojab poop, a speckled red crab, a chocolate chip brownie, a map of Haelrahv, a huge blonde hair ball, a severed Haidee head, and your boobs. |
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Brokyn LLAMA SECHS
Joined: 19 Oct 2002 Posts: 3648 Location: Northern Georgia
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:26 am Post subject: |
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Taking credit for this.
--William _________________
Haelrahv Wiki!
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soundless EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004 Posts: 5970 Location: Spaceship
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:03 am Post subject: |
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oh man, it had to be THAT potion too, huh.
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Niaobi Damalis dumps some jew potions from a ten-pound box into a gamojab backpack of exceptional craftsmanship.
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Your jaw drops.
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Wei Wao roars with laughter.
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Niaobi Damalis offers a ten-pound box to Wei Wao.
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Edan Damalis chuckles.
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Wei Wao accepts a ten-pound box from Niaobi Damalis.
You say, "Well, that's telling it like it is."
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Wei Wao laughs!
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Wei Wao says, "Oh man." |
_________________ A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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Haidee Bow chicka bow wow
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 647 Location: ..where am I again?...
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Not a quote but...
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>l under table
Under a black wooden coffee table you see your boobs. |
_________________ >l in corset
Inside an intricately beaded twilight black suede corset with hot pink lacings you see a buttery nipple, a buttery nipple, a steaming pile of gamojab poop, a speckled red crab, a chocolate chip brownie, a map of Haelrahv, a huge blonde hair ball, a severed Haidee head, and your boobs. |
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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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Haidee wrote: |
Not a quote but...
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>l under table
Under a black wooden coffee table you see your boobs. |
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You just need more surgery to stop the sagging. _________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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Hokius
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 191 Location: Wherever Things are Exploding, Haelrahv
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:20 am Post subject: |
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Waving her dermal regenerator a little rambunctiously, Azurre Qamra's eyes grow wide in horror. You'd be in shock over your entire body suddenly erupts in circular pus-filled pockets, each more disgusting than the last. Disgusting...and itchy!, but you are dead. |
_________________ End of line.
You can't take a girl to the Library! What? It's free? Well that's not so bad then...--David Scully as Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2 Outtake |
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Hokius
Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 191 Location: Wherever Things are Exploding, Haelrahv
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:27 am Post subject: |
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An alajsh tracker says to you, "Do you wish me harm?"
Dzynna Zol says, "I think he does wish you harm."
An alajsh tracker says to you, "Please, leave me be."
An alajsh tracker tiptoes northeast. |
[/code] _________________ End of line.
You can't take a girl to the Library! What? It's free? Well that's not so bad then...--David Scully as Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2 Outtake |
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Josie Everyone wants to be me!
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 499 Location: Where the hell am i?
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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I found this so freaking funny... god I crack myself up...
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Tygerwulf Fyrestick says, "Shareen said the creepiest thing ever to me yesterday."
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You ask, "You should wear blue?"
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Shareen Rahn arrives from the south.
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Tygerwulf Fyrestick chortles. |
_________________ Neifl Cacambo - "Anyone have change for a tampon?"
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>whack trevor
You forcefully swing your fluffy pillow at Trevor Rage and hit him on the rear sending feathers flying everywhere!
Your swing knocked Trevor Rage down!
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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Dixie Pierce says, "Yes, it feels like its cocked forever."
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Dixie Pierce says, "Erm, DOCKED."
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_________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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Niaobi Aneba Shadow Sorceress
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Posts: 30 Location: Detroit, MI
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Wei Wao asks, "How's that sound?"
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Wei Wao peers quizzically at Eldin Zelpher.
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You get a castration knife with a polished fang hilt embedded with a gothic cross from a studded leather weapons belt.
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Eldin Zelpher says, "I'm lost." in Eolaish.
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You point a castration knife with a polished fang hilt embedded with a gothic cross at Eldin Zelpher.
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Eldin Zelpher says, "Sounds good." in Eolaish.
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Wei Wao laughs!
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Wei Wao falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
You notice Eldin Zelpher go into hiding. |
_________________ ~*~ Niaobi ~*~ |
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Seth Ventril Disenfranchised Shadow
Joined: 20 Sep 2006 Posts: 494 Location: The mean streets of "The Town"
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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See derogatory Eolai quote. _________________ Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]: Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!" |
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