....fark me.

[SoulTorn]

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41977

To steal from the fark.com headline: Weis and Hickman surrender.

To steal from a friend: That dude is severely fucked in the head.

-Chris, practicing theft, today
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[HR-Mickey]

That's a bit unfair. Demanding that Evolutionists call in and explain their belief begs the assumption that they're listening to a show about Creationism in the first place. That'd be like a Satanist radio show inviting Christian listeners to call in. Or Rush Limbaugh asking for a listener with half an ounce of common sense to call him.
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To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.

[HR-Trevor]

I'd state my opinions as to why I think this guy is a complete imbecile, but I'd probably offend a number of people in the process.

However, people will believe what they want to believe over what makes the most sense 90% of the time. Especially when they think they have an eternal extra life attached that's riding upon it.
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[SolitaryTurnip]

[HR-Faith]

[Kit]

[maddie]

Screw evolution. Most of the people who buy into that also believe in the Big Bang

My Big Bang theory? God spoke the word and BANG it happened.

And the whole we-came-from-monkeys BS? I suppose I could see it applying to certain people, but I did not come from monkeys.

Just putting in my 2 cents.

[Kit]

[Kit]

There was this really really funny creationist website for kids about a lamb named Lambuel, his vegitarian T-Rex friend, and his love interest who was a female lion....

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

The website was evidently taken down by its servers...which makes me sad. I don't know if it was a joke, or if it was real, but I really did find the site to be amusing. There was Hopposai the KangaJew...and elephant heathan that would never be saved, Mr. Grump the aethist...Man. It was funny.

Anyhow, here's a page about it you might all find amusing: http://www.lies.com/wp/2004/11/18/lambuel-shares-the-love/


And they have a cafepress store too.

http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/

[Brokyn]

Religion != History.

That's all I'll say.

--William
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[HR-Trevor]

[ragonda]

all goes back to chicken or egg which came first?

who cares they taste real good however they are cooked

[soundless]

i've always been baffled that people make no effort to just combine the two viewpoints together.

do i believe in evolution? yep.

do i, as a scientific person, believe that a lot of shit had to be perfectly calibrated in me for me to be alive at all? yep.

so, while there's a bunch of scientific stuff that goes on, the fact that all that calibration went on just right so i can function at all makes me believe there's some kind of higher amorphous blob or another who put the things in motion.
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[tanisloray]

Now, this is a funny fact....at least I think it's funny.

The Catholic Church does not discount any creation theories. Be it evolution, big ban or whatever. If God wanted to make a Big Bang to create the world, he could have done it!

As for evolution, the theory here is simple. It says that God took dirt and created man from it.

"Dirt" could have been anything. It could very well have been, a monkey. The only fact that must be considered is that once God put a soul into the monkey, it was no longer a monkey, but a human being.

....and there are two different creation stories in the bible. One is Adam and Eve and the other one, which you don't hear about much, is the world being born out of the side of a huge monster.

Go figure.
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Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere!

[Brokyn]

Do you have a Chapter:Verse reference for this "from the side of a huge monster" tale? Because I'm sure one of my militant anti-Christian friends would have told me about that one by now.

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