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Brokyn
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...Why does the penis size of a virtual race matter? Do I need to post an image to shock this thread into a derailing?
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Nelle
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:59 am Post subject: |
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...Why does the penis size of a virtual race matter? Do I need to post an image to shock this thread into a derailing?
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Note to self: Swallow coffee before reading.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:33 am Post subject: |
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| Brokyn wrote: |
...Why does the penis size of a virtual race matter? Do I need to post an image to shock this thread into a derailing?
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The same reason the boob size of a virtual race matters? 
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:51 am Post subject: |
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...Why does the penis size of a virtual race matter? Do I need to post an image to shock this thread into a derailing?
--William |
look if i'm going to be writing my yaoi hentai fan fic i'm not going to want to finish and then suddenly have trevor go "hey hey hey, those jaddan really have orange penii that are five feet long," ESPECIALLY with the role they play in my plot.
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Brokyn
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Roofles.
--William
PS: Sorry about your monitor/keyboard/electronic-victim, Nelle.
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Nelle
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Roofles.
--William
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Wet papertowel and a fresh cup of coffee and it was all good. 
On this particular topic.. Nelle is definitely learning to change her attitude about certain races. It's a growth promoting experience, which is always good news.
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Brokyn
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Can't wait to see how she reacts when Tshar suddenly turns into an Alteri.
Oh ho ho.
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Can't wait to see how she reacts when Tshar suddenly turns into an Alteri.
Oh ho ho.
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alterian sexual organs are actually on their fingertips.
this is why they don't have fignernails.
makes you wonder why yaru always seemed eager to shake hands and high-five you, huh. huh!?
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Nelle
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Can't wait to see how she reacts when Tshar suddenly turns into an Alteri.
Oh ho ho.
--William |
Actually.. he's already laid that shock on her.. took off his Darju mask, was Alteri underneath.. she erm.. reacted well, all things considered [read: not so well].. then he went to Eolai but he won't stay there .. I'll let him answer why if he so chooses to. I wish he'd stay Eolai but I don't have to play his char so.. ah well.
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Can't wait to see how she reacts when Tshar suddenly turns into an Alteri.
Oh ho ho.
--William |
Actually.. he's already laid that shock on her.. took off his Darju mask, was Alteri underneath.. she erm.. reacted well, all things considered [read: not so well].. then he went to Eolai but he won't stay there .. I'll let him answer why if he so chooses to. I wish he'd stay Eolai but I don't have to play his char so.. ah well. |
it would be amusing to have Tshar, as an Alteri, be genetically altered to look like an Eolai.
You see Tshar ICan'tRemeberHisLastName
He looks like a very awkward-looking Eolai.
He has a smooth, pale-green complexion that somehow looks right on him, while his face, for some reason, looks like it should be such an extreme oval shape. You notice he lacks a chin.
His overly elongated eyes have dark purple pupils, yet for some reason the sclera of his eyes is tinted a greyish black.
His frame looks like it was stretched out on a rack, with masses of flesh piled upon the areas that looked like they were about to snap from being pulled so thin.
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Nelle
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| Brokyn wrote: |
Can't wait to see how she reacts when Tshar suddenly turns into an Alteri.
Oh ho ho.
--William |
Actually.. he's already laid that shock on her.. took off his Darju mask, was Alteri underneath.. she erm.. reacted well, all things considered [read: not so well].. then he went to Eolai but he won't stay there .. I'll let him answer why if he so chooses to. I wish he'd stay Eolai but I don't have to play his char so.. ah well. |
it would be amusing to have Tshar, as an Alteri, be genetically altered to look like an Eolai.
You see Tshar ICan'tRemeberHisLastName
He looks like a very awkward-looking Eolai.
He has a smooth, pale-green complexion that somehow looks right on him, while his face, for some reason, looks like it should be such an extreme oval shape. You notice he lacks a chin.
His overly elongated eyes have dark purple pupils, yet for some reason the sclera of his eyes is tinted a greyish black.
His frame looks like it was stretched out on a rack, with masses of flesh piled upon the areas that looked like they were about to snap from being pulled so thin. |
Too funny! Especially considering I keep asking him to make his next Alteri incarnation TALLER.. Nelle's done the 4' tall guything before.. this is one reason she never wanted another Alteri.. ONE reason.
Nelle's just picking up more and more reasons to want to become a genetic biologist!
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poor 3'4" yaru will never get love 
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Brokyn
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I think he will, what with being able to have sex with his fingertips.
Just find any good human harlot... won't be too hard.
And I really think Tshar should get surgically altered to look like that. I'll pay for half of the cost.
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Yaru should get shorter legs and longer arms.
He will be even more lovable if he looks like ET.
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Don't forget to get the glowy finger that can heal wounds. Or the translucent chest so people can see your beating heart.
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