The Birthday Thread

[HR-Morrigan]

9/25/75

[HR-Faith]

[winddancer]

I was horribly drunk until I threw up over my computer keyboard on my 21st birthday. (p.s. People who tell you to drink lots of water lie! I threw up BECAUSE I chugged down water!!)

I mixed a lot of drinks that shouldn't have been mixed. I paid for it the next day when I had to wake up bright and early for work to slice celery and carrots for the cafeteria cooks. I never hated those vegetables more in my entire life.

I got buzzed a few times. Very happy was I. Giggling at every damn thing.

All in all, I don't drink. I'm mildly allergic to alcohol. So I end up red and itchy and get a back-ache if I drink too much. My body hates me. It likes to torture me whenever possible.

Bell

[HR-Mickey]

I don't drink; who wants to match me for cheeseburgers?
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[HR-Trevor]

Funny how we get off on tangent discussions that have nothing to do with a thread. I bet we could turn a discussion about TV into one about Mary Kay, gun control, and space exploration. All in one day.

I now return you to your heated discussion about the effects of global warming on migrating elk populations.
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[Enverdi]

My sister in law, married to my brother, is 7 years old.
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up?

[tygerwulf]

That's wonderful. Back to the main topic inside this topic. As I tell all my friends, I'm messed up as it is without drugs or alcohol...as many of you can attest to.
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[Enverdi]

...because her birthday is February 29th.

So in conclusion, birthdays are good, even when spread across four different years at a time.
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[SolitaryTurnip]

It'd be so cool to be born on that day. Yep. Way cool.

[HR-Trevor]

They should stop having certain days for X years. You know like movies they take out of circulation. Well okay, movies Disney takes out of circulation, pretty much all of the free world otherwise doesn't do that. But back to the topic at hand, if we said, "Okay there's no more March 17" and just skipped that day for some indefinite period of time, everyone born on March 17 would be like a Collector's Edition person. Now how cool is that. Of course you could add a day but only for one year, like a March 32nd. If you elect me President on November 4, I vow to make some people Collector's Edition people.

I'm Trevor Rage, and I approve this message.
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[the blue fairy]

Ok I give in, it probably depends on the drink

because I cant get tequila down anymore drunk or not and I have never had Sake

but I will be damned if I cant put away a bottle of jagermeister so I am by no means a lightweight.

Drambui and motherfucker shots fucked me up for three days on my 24 th birthday when an owner of a local pool hall here gave me and my best friend open bar all night.

ohhh and I have the same problem, certain brands of liqour make my back hurt so bad that I cant breath, theres something in it that settles into the spinal column. course all the years I dropped acid when I was a kid probably didnt leave my spine in that great of shape to begin with. Its wierd to hear somone else have that problem though

I am now more than happy to be living a life drug-free and as only a rare social drinker. As far as my lil secret of why I can tolerate alot Faith, ever since I was affected by a nuerological disorder, MOST not all the time I can drink and drink and never even get tipsy. Just ask Nsa or Josie <G>
Which of course makes me a challenge to alot of people. I find it amusing when they will sink a shitload of money just to prove me wrong. Sorry Nsa! errrr and ummm Josie actually too.


ANYWAYS to all the young punks out there! Say oi! and of course no to drugs!

Stilldawn
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[tanisloray]

I was born in Tacoma, Washington State on Fort Lewis on January 28th 1982.

I'm old! *giggles and runs away*
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[winddancer]

Oh. I scrolled back to the first few posts and realized what this thread was about. I thought it was about getting drunk on your birthdays.

2/22.

Bell.

[Vexi]

[Brokyn]

I thought Hitler's birthday was on the 20th. Along with National Smoke-out Day.

--William
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