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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting
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...fell off the end of the world.
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Tao
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Location: Maryland
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Then a portal opens up and a hand grabs Yaru by his undies and pulls him thru. Yaru stops crying and opens his eyes and sees.....
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Tao
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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...Magical Trevor! He's decided to take Yaru on a magical trip to......
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1844
Location: I've Got No 'billy
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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Graceland. The mecca. The.. uh.. bastion of faith. The hunka hunka burnin' -
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Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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ragonda
A fearful red dragon
Joined: 08 Sep 2003
Posts: 614
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| pants the place where all unloved dishevelled and faded pants reside . yaru had never seen so many unloved unwashed pants and a feeling of |
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Kit
Cybertech Extraordinaire~
Joined: 31 Aug 2004
Posts: 3071
Location: Currently cyberwiring your mind
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| ...cheese. Man, it smelled. It smelled so bad that Yaru... |
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Tao
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Location: Maryland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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..wore his underwear on his head. Then Yaru had the urge to...
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
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Location: I've Got No 'billy
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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- ponder what happened to Graceland. He didn't even get to buy a t-shirt first. Or a postcard.
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Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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Tao
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Location: Maryland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Yaru all of a sudden lost his train of thought and decides we wants to be a masked wrestler since he's wearing his underwear on his head.
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ragonda
A fearful red dragon
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| Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:04 am Post subject: |
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| he then awoke from his dixie posioned needle induced slumber and said oh noooooooo it was all a dream |
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tanisloray
PSYCHOTIC LIGHT!
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 105
Location: Stafford, VA
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....and I think I wet my bed! Crying because he forgot his heavy duty underoos, he clammered out of bed, only to find......
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Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere! |
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Tao
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
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Location: Maryland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:19 am Post subject: |
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....all his friends in his room rolling on the floor laughing and pointing at the huge wetspot on his underoos! They had come by to congratulate him on winning this week's raffle prize which was....
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HR-Faith
OCD Grammar Perfectionist
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 964
Location: Japan
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...a big red sticker which reads, "I can't believe this thread is still going!". Obtaining the sticker made Yaru very confused, because...
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Medic Guru
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -- Bilbo Baggins --
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Arakaweii
Joined: 19 Aug 2004
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Location: Portland, Or
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He's mentioned so often, but posts so little in this thread he didnt remember it's existence...just then, Faith rode up on her cycle to take Yaru to...
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A carnivorous ham sandwich comes plummeting from above at great velocity, hitting in you in the face.
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Tao
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
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Location: Maryland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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...the Principal's Office for yelling foul words over the comms. Principal Marduk gave Yaru a week's detention where he must spend 2 hours a day in the back of Principal Marduk's van....
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