The Never Ending Story

[tanisloray]

...meticulously sewing asapi underoos for everyone else in Hael!. Yaru becoming very dismayed at this, turned to Faith and said.....
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** Tanis Loray discovered that birthing mutated clones is quickest through the ribcage.

Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere!

[Rilas]

..."I won the waffle pwize ands all I gots was this stickew!?" Which Faith replied, "No you also get to sew undroo's for all those in Hael for all eternity." Yaru screamed in dismay, but unfortunately no one could hear his desperate cries, for he was really in..
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When walking through the woods when you feel the hairs rise on the back of your neck, that's me hunting you

[HR-Faith]

...the cage! With no access to comm or telepathy, he began screaming and beating on the door, but Faith wouldn't let him out, at least not until he'd promised to kneel to the almighty asapi. Yaru finally, in a weeping voice, got on his knees and....
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Counselor Faith Tempest
Medic Guru
hr-faith@haelrahv.com


"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -- Bilbo Baggins --

[tanisloray]

...started to offer homage to the almighty asapi, in his own piteous way, which consisted of continually beating upon his chest and pretending to be tarzan. The Almight Asapi, having been offended by such an action, reached into his soft downy feathers and pulled out a......
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** Tanis Loray discovered that birthing mutated clones is quickest through the ribcage.

Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere!

[soundless]

It scares me that this story became an epic struggle of yaru vs asapi.
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[Tao]

...xenon-powered trigadimetric Class XI eosheai aerolauncher and aims it at Yaru asking, "Any last words you Son of a sea biscuit!?!?" A whimpering Yaru looks up and says...
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Lick or Be Licked

[ragonda]

"underoos, i make underoos want any?" to wich the asapi replies "

[Kit]

"Gotta go to work, work all night, search for underoos, yay! I won't stop til I got underoos. Yum tum tummy tum tay!"

[Tao]

but then Yaru glances down on the ground and picks up a marble and yells, "Oooh! pretty!" Yaru adds his new marble to his collection and absentmindedly paces around inside the cage forgeting that he has to make underoos. All of a sudden, a trap door in the cage opens up. As Yaru sitcks his head down the trap door, something grabs him and pulls him inside! Yaru screams and wets himself as he is dragged down. Yaru opens his eyes to see...
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Lick or Be Licked

[soundless]

himself! But not really himself, but a giant clone fashioned through Mickey's macabre copy-people-o-matic. It suddenly awakens, lets loose a powerful bellow, and declares...
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[Tao]

..."I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." The Yaru clone then waved his
left hand, "...here is my handle...," then he pulls down his underoos and
holds himself, "...and here is my spout!" The Yaru clone then pisses on
Yaru's feet, drops something and runs away into the darkness. Yaru
looks down and picks up a blue pill and a red pill. Yaru ponders, should
I eat the blue pill or the red pill? So...
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Lick or Be Licked

[tanisloray]

....he took a bite of the red pill. Wafting light shot out around him, as his started floating around, flashing lights, multi colors morphing, all Sailor Moon-esque, as he was stipped naked and magically clothed and becaome Super Asapi Underoo Maker, Yaru-chan! Looking at his spiffy new outfit, Yaru-chan skipped with joy before he noticed.....
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** Tanis Loray discovered that birthing mutated clones is quickest through the ribcage.

Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere!

[Tao]

...he was actually in a den full of ghost tigers. Alas, poor Yaru gets his brand new underoos ripped to shreds and for some wierd reason gets defiled by one of the tigers while the song "I'll make a man out of you." from the sountrack Mulan is being played in the background. Yaru is later clawed to death, his body parts are later dragged and tossed in the middle of Cloud Court. A giant asapi lands near what's left of Yaru's head and says to him...
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Lick or Be Licked

[soundless]

[Kit]

((just kidding))

...came a giant flaming ball of death that destroyed everyone and everything. A giant plume of debris mushroomed up over the impact sight, sending so much junk into the atomosphere that it blanketed out any renewel of life for the next 150 years.


Haha! No never-ending story can beat me!