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tanisloray
PSYCHOTIC LIGHT!
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 Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:07 am Post subject: The Never Ending Story |
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Well, now, this is the best place to put this I think. Since it has NOTHING to do with the game at all. *nods*
Now the point of this is to add onto the end of the story with ANYTHING you want. *grins*
So let's start...
One day, a few fluffy bunnies were bouncing happily along in the meadow, when suddenly, there appeared a giant.....
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** Tanis Loray discovered that birthing mutated clones is quickest through the ribcage.
Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere! |
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Kit
Cybertech Extraordinaire~
Joined: 31 Aug 2004
Posts: 3071
Location: Currently cyberwiring your mind
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:09 am Post subject: Re: The Never Ending Story |
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| tanisloray wrote: |
| One day, a few fluffy bunnies were bouncing happily along in the meadow, when suddenly, there appeared a giant..... |
...with huge, glowing red eyes. He was sitting absolutely naked on a pile of bones. In one hand he held the bloody arm of a man that looked like a toothpick when compared to the giant's size. With the other, he was turning a spit on which was skewered thirty-six... |
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ragonda
A fearful red dragon
Joined: 08 Sep 2003
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| pairs of gonads that at one time looked like they belonged to |
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
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Location: I've Got No 'billy
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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Dregonard. Which was confusing, because most eyewitness accounts reported she had thirty-eight. Nevertheless...
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Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 514
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Dregonard lived to tell the tale. Most people felt the tale was really boring, and decided to go to the market. One little boy, Yaru, spent a whole lot of cash on a...
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up? |
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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asapi underoos. Not just any underoos would do, they would have to be asapi-approved underoos. This is because...
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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Arakaweii
Joined: 19 Aug 2004
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Location: Portland, Or
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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he was the sex slave to 38 Giant Asapi who daily took him and..
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Dregonard Lefear offers a voodoo shrunken Arakaweii head to you.
A carnivorous ham sandwich comes plummeting from above at great velocity, hitting in you in the face.
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
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Location: Northern Georgia
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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...did several things to his diminutive Alteri body. These activites included, but were not limited to...
--William
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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting
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"This is a wonderfully timed commercial break. This break is sponsored by Asapsi, the soft drink of champions. No other drink refreshes with the blunt honesty of Asapsi. Stop by your local general store and pick up a nice cold Asapsi today!"
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
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| Brokyn wrote: |
...did several things to his diminutive Alteri body. These activites included, but were not limited to...
--William |
Capturing William and dressing him up as a ballerina. Not one of those tradional earth ballerinas, but instead a sick, twisted, Eolain version, where he was obligated to...
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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...wear duplications of all of Tygerwulf's items, including piercings. Then there was the whole part where William had to dance the...
--William
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Arakaweii
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Samba while holding on to someone and kissing someone on the...
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Dregonard Lefear offers a voodoo shrunken Arakaweii head to you.
A carnivorous ham sandwich comes plummeting from above at great velocity, hitting in you in the face.
You fall to the ground.
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Vexi
Joined: 19 Aug 2004
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Location: Portland, OR
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Arakaweii wrote: |
| Samba while holding on to Yaru's balls and kissing Enverdi on the... |
patented Asapi underoos that Yaru desperately wants. Noticing the prized underoos on Enverdi, Yaru jumped up and screamed.....
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
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"OH EM GEE!!!!1! Where can I get a pair of those?!" To which Enverdi replied...
--William
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Arakaweii
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| Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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You can have mine if you remove them and.....
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Dregonard Lefear offers a voodoo shrunken Arakaweii head to you.
A carnivorous ham sandwich comes plummeting from above at great velocity, hitting in you in the face.
You fall to the ground.
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