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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting
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the face of a random adolescent prostitute, who screamed in pain, saying the words, "I only wanted a small bone" before he...
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up? |
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
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| the face of a random adolescent prostitute, who screamed in pain, saying the words, "I only wanted a small bone" before he... |
...fell to the ground, dead. He deserved it, anyway, what with keeping the phallus joke in action. But now, all was well, because the FCC finally arrived and started to black-bar and bleep everything. But, before they could properly silence all of the asapi...
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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ragonda
A fearful red dragon
Joined: 08 Sep 2003
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| faith arrived and reinstated their vulgarity rights and the first words out of the asapi was |
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
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Location: Northern Georgia
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"*bleep* you, you *bleep*ing mother *bleep*ers!" Apparently the FCC is bigger than god, thus circumventing any peon-y Counselors. The rabid asapis were filled with much woe, and so they returned to their living quarters within Mickey's bellybutton. And so...
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Kit
Cybertech Extraordinaire~
Joined: 31 Aug 2004
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Location: Currently cyberwiring your mind
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| ...the day was won and the sky burst forth with new light! Upon doing so, it became apparent that something was horribly wrong. Gasping... |
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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting
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with sweat, Nelle awoke from a horrible horrible dream! She turned over, looked at Ailin and said...
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tanisloray
PSYCHOTIC LIGHT!
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
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Location: Stafford, VA
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..."Oh, Ailin....I just had a horrible dream..." Turning over, she realized that it wasn't Ailin, but Tanis! She screamed loudly, and gazed around at her surroundings before gazing at Tanis and asking......
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** Tanis Loray discovered that birthing mutated clones is quickest through the ribcage.
Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere! |
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Rilas
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
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Location: PARADISE CA
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Holy *bleep* Tanis, how come my bed's really a giant cup of coffee and you have stripes?! Where'd the giant asapi come from? How come i'm *bleep* ing, and where'd that *bleep*'in Fcc man come from!?
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
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Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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The *bleeping* FCC man said to them, "Yo yo, *Bleep*ers. I'm the mutha *bleep*ing FCC man. Bow down before me *bleep*es. I'm gonna *bleep* you guys up like you've nevah been *bleep*ed up before. *bleep* straight." To this Tanis replied....
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Kit
Cybertech Extraordinaire~
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"Please tell me that's a promise!"
The man blinked twice in rapid succession, a slow grin forming on his face as... |
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Tugor
Orgasm Donor
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......Tao appears from nowhere, giggling madly before licking them both then shouting, "LICK OR BE LICKED!!". Suddenly a shadow descends over them all, they look up and see.......
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Arakaweii
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Dregonard Lefear offers a voodoo shrunken Arakaweii head to you.
A carnivorous ham sandwich comes plummeting from above at great velocity, hitting in you in the face.
You fall to the ground.
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tanisloray
PSYCHOTIC LIGHT!
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Location: Stafford, VA
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....the FCC man fall over as his hearty explodes in a massive heartattack. Tanis gazed about in horror as......
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** Tanis Loray discovered that birthing mutated clones is quickest through the ribcage.
Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere!
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Vexi
Joined: 19 Aug 2004
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Location: Portland, OR
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| ....humongous pink vibro-probe! Wielding his vibro-probe, mickey dashed in and started to hack and slash at the FCC man, before finishing with an amazing lethal strike by ramming it far into the man's ass, and pressing the button, watching the man get totally disembowled by the lethal serrated edges. Tanis looked on in pure horror while..... |
six burly, slightly shaken and totally horrified men in white coats drug him away, kicking and screaming. Tanis' last words before being stuffed into a straightjacket and roughly thrown into a barred-windowed van were.....
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Before you can react, several abberated lifeforms rend their way out of your chest. Congratulations, you're a mom!
** Vexi Itsen discovered that birthing mutated clones is quickest through the ribcage. |
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ragonda
A fearful red dragon
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| "where are my twisted smiley faces ?" . as the van sped off dregonard yells |
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