The Byw Death List!

[SteveH999]

Your semi-comprehensive list of Byw getting his ass kicked!

Suddenly, a pair of massive hands appear from thin air! Before you can even react, they slam shut. Unfortunately, with you in the middle. Ouch.

** Byw Ihs just got bitchslapped into his next life by Trevor Rage.

My personal favorite!

A cool fireball demon of doom with a hell serpent sidekick and a crazed axe murder run in and kill Byw. How climatic!

** Hi, I'm Byw and I'm dead.

** Hi, I'm Byw and I'm dead. Again.

In a frothing cacophany of drool and gnashing teeth, Mickey Brunner descends on you with unbridled hunger. Before you can react, he brutally snatches you from the ground and shoves you into his mouth, savagely chewing you to paste.

** Byw Ihs is eaten alive by Mickey Brunner!

You've really gone and done it now. Faith Tempest steps out of a shadow with a wicked gleam in her eyes. She tugs slightly on her left horn, then raises her nasty looking dagger and slices right through your neck, bones and all. Damn, that's gotta hurt!
Faith Tempest shows you the grisly remains of your head, then disappears into her own private piece of hell.

** Byw Ihs just had his head cut off by Faith Tempest! Bet Faith is keeping it for some kind of grisly trophy.

A large hook descends from the sky and lifts Byw Ihs into the air, far beyond visual range. Suddenly, Byw Ihs comes plummeting from the sky, landing like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup.

** Byw Ihs makes a nice crater!

Byw lets out a horrified shriek as a rain of aged, leprous strippers crush him.

** Byw Ihs met his end in a rain of lepers.

You notice Byw's throat contract in a scream that is never voiced a moment before his entire body explodes causing pieces of his mangled corpse to hurtle through the area!

** Byw Ihs just exploded all over Castle Z'dan, Queen's Sitting Room how disgusting!

A giant paddle comes out of nowhere and proceeds to thrash Byw soundly as he howls in pain. As he succumbs to death, you hear the wicked sounds of Faith laughing.

[Message from Faith Tempest] Torment and mayhem is fun!
Byw is an ass suddenly appears!

** Byw Ihs was just paddled to death, his ass is gone...literally.

** Byw Ihs just exploded all over Llanfair, Cloud Court how disgusting!

** Byw Ihs is racked and fed to a tyrannosaurus rex by Mickey Brunner.

GM slayings!

** Faith Tempest just exploded all over Chodaku Isle, Lake Lodge Entrance Foyer how disgusting!

** Rikiar Vandalarius just had his head cut off by Faith Tempest! Bet Faith is keeping it for some kind of grisly trophy.
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[SteveH999]