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What not to ask for when getting an Alteration
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Dante
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 Post Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:37 am    Post subject: What not to ask for when getting an Alteration
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I'm back, yo!! Very Happy (Sort of...)

Anyhow, this is from way back when when I still played DR and thought it would be appropriate since there's that thread on alterations in gen. discussions. I had complimented GM Riel on this badge of hers and she showed it to me. I almost died laughing.

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Riel shows you a hot pink shadowy dragonhide badge wickedly inscribed with the legend "Honorary Wedding Team" in ancient dripping unicorn-blood script. Impressively, the throbbing mystical badge somehow manages to include a strapless plunging back, daringly low décolletage and a thigh slit which reaches to the shoulder. A nightmare-black strand of voidsilk steelthread wraps around the badge, threaded with tiny decaying Gnome skulls and phoenix feathers.

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 Post Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:42 am    Post subject:
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That is hilarious.
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