ethrstorm
Riddle-De-Dum
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Posts: 265
Location: Artificial trees in an artificial land.
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 Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:52 pm Post subject: Hair Jokes! |
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The Mirror Knows All
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, entered a room where
they saw a magic mirror. If you looked into the mirror and told the
truth, you got a wish. If you told a lie, you got sucked into the
mirror for eternity.
The redhead walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I am the most
beautiful girl in the world." The mirror sucked her up.
Then, the brunette walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I am the
most beautiful girl in the world." The mirror sucked her up.
Next, the blonde walked up to the mirror and said, "I think", and the
mirror quickly sucked her up.
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