The good, the bad, and the ugly. . .

[Tugor]

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies alot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatiques and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
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It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[the blue fairy]

god help me if the last one ever happens to me

TBF
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Mellie Amresh says, "Send someone with a bigger dick."

A set of breast implants fall from the sky with a soft plop.

Caretaker Jornnoj Vunn looks up at the sky.

A passing guard suddenly shits himself.

[ethrstorm]

;;laughs;; funny
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Wash, Rinse, Repeat. <---Instructions found on a brain washing machine.