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soundless EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004 Posts: 5970 Location: Spaceship
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:32 am Post subject: |
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Who put the bop in the bop she-bop? _________________ A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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Arakaweii
Joined: 19 Aug 2004 Posts: 111 Location: Portland, Or
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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soundless wrote: |
Who put the bop in the bop she-bop? |
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? _________________ Dregonard Lefear offers a voodoo shrunken Arakaweii head to you.
A carnivorous ham sandwich comes plummeting from above at great velocity, hitting in you in the face.
You fall to the ground. |
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ethrstorm Riddle-De-Dum
Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 265 Location: Artificial trees in an artificial land.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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here's something fun.
1) What do these words have in common; phone, asia, ice, tith, have?
2) What do these words have in common; hash, alien, gnat, gnomb, arabian, handkerchief?
3) What do these words have in common; tissue, retrospect, ease,valor, ovaries,roach?
4) What do these words have in common; mash, ice, come, cat, evaporate, why?
5) What do these words have in common; Help, ewe, include,terror,eat, rat? _________________ Wash, Rinse, Repeat. <---Instructions found on a brain washing machine. |
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TheTrackerChick Babe of Doom
Joined: 15 Jul 2003 Posts: 569
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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What do these words have in common |
1. Faith
2. Hannah
3. Trevor
4. Mickey
5. Hunter _________________ All explorers are seeking something they have lost. It is seldom they find it, and more seldom still that the attainment brings them greater happiness than the quest. |
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ethrstorm Riddle-De-Dum
Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 265 Location: Artificial trees in an artificial land.
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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TheTrackerChick wrote: |
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What do these words have in common |
1. Faith
2. Hannah
3. Trevor
4. Mickey
5. Hunter |
absolutly correct. it's more or less the sound of the first letters like for number 1 phone has that F sound and so on for the rest. Was hard to find words for K but i bet i could have been a bit more clever in chosing the words. I suppose i could have did for number 5) did Hash, you, Knight, tricky, eleven and armor but good work good work. now you know that everything isn't as it seems. live it learn it and be well. _________________ Wash, Rinse, Repeat. <---Instructions found on a brain washing machine. |
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Tao
Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1733 Location: Maryland
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.
Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to question four.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!! _________________ Lick or Be Licked |
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ethrstorm Riddle-De-Dum
Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Posts: 265 Location: Artificial trees in an artificial land.
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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good one tao! _________________ Wash, Rinse, Repeat. <---Instructions found on a brain washing machine. |
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