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SolitaryTurnip



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 Post Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:51 pm    Post subject: Best. Essays. Ever.
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I couldn't keep these to myself.

http://douglas.min.net/essay/

Warning: These essays may knock down your soul.
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senseandviolets



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 Post Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:17 pm    Post subject:
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Mwahah. Papers like those are why I'm heartily opposed to min. length assignments. I especially liked the coment about worrying over Zeus being for the third world and schizophrenics. Laughing
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 Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:30 am    Post subject:
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For the love of god. I hope this kid dies.

--William
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 Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 8:40 am    Post subject:
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When my mom was a kid, this girl she went to school with got pissed off at another girl in their school and told her I hope you die. The girl did die, she got killed in a car accident that afternoon. The girl who said that was never right again and as far as my mother knows, she spent the rest of her life in a mental facility.

Sound outrageous or fictitious, but it's a true story.
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 Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:38 am    Post subject:
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That's awful sad. I can see how something like that would be trying, but the girl probably had underlying issues. I think today people are much more language conscious, at my day care we wouldn't even let the kids play dead. At a young age I was taught never to say I hated anyone, I don't think a young child is capable of true hate really. And after reading the Scarlet Letter, I realized ya gotta love a person, before you can truly hate them.
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 Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:53 pm    Post subject:
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For the love of god. I hope this kid dies.


No way, I want him to live on and continue to produce such literary masterpieces.
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 Post Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 1:32 pm    Post subject:
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too funny. Heh beats my rambling hands down. I like the part where he says something about making storms.
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