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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:40 am    Post subject:
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Tylen wrote:
It's not that I have an issue with your definition, but the "joke" made no mention of any race or ethnicity.


uh, the first sentence in Tao's post says "muslim" and follows it up by explaining how you can catch a terrorist by spotting them following muslim beliefs.
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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:00 pm    Post subject:
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I posted that joke because I thought that it was funny. Of course there's always someone that's going to be offended. There's nothing really anyone can do about that. For me, most of the time I'll go the funny way instead of getting mad about it. If someone said that filipinos like to eat dogs, I would reply, "that's cause they taste better than cats"(so I've heard, bleh, I've never consciously eaten cat or dog. heh). But anyways I just like making people laugh here, so can we sweep this under the rug? Sweet! Now someone pass me some of that teriyaki fluffy. Razz
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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:20 pm    Post subject:
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Tylen wrote:
It's not that I have an issue with your definition, but the "joke" made no mention of any race or ethnicity.


uh, the first sentence in Tao's post says "muslim" and follows it up by explaining how you can catch a terrorist by spotting them following muslim beliefs.


I think his point is that a member of any race or ethnicity can be Muslim.
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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:09 pm    Post subject:
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I think his point is that a member of any race or ethnicity can be Muslim.


i fail to see how that makes it less bigoted
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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject:
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I think it's obvious the entire joke is intended to be not just anti-terrorist, but anti-Muslim as well, and uses one term for another freely as if they were the same word. Perhaps the argument here is purely semantic, so I can alter the term "racist" to "bigoted" if that will quash that particularl debate.

And Tao, I'm not attacking you personally for posting it, btw. I think it's poor taste and I am definitely anything but an easily offended person, but the truth of the matter is that every American has the right to speak in any way he or she chooses, even if I don't personally like it. And the fact is that some terrorist groups would love to extinguish that right, too. Still, I personally hold myself above the standard of attacking random people because of their ethnicity or religion.
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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:26 pm    Post subject:
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that's pretty much how i feel about the majority of the sexist jokes here too.

everyone's free to post them, but feel free for me to occasionally go "no really they're kind of moronic"
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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:16 pm    Post subject:
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that's pretty much how i feel about the majority of the sexist jokes here too.

everyone's free to post them, but feel free for me to occasionally go "no really they're kind of moronic"


And yet you are drawn to read them none the less. You know that's basically what's in this folder so if you dont like it, dont read it. No need to go on about it and ruin everyone else's mood.

Trevor, I never felt as if I was being attacked by you. I just didnt want this back and forth discussion about this in this particular folder which was meant to make people (except Yaru because he doesnt like sex jokes) laugh.
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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:35 pm    Post subject:
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(so I've heard, bleh, I've never consciously eaten cat or dog. heh).


Dog's kind of oily and stringy, in my opinion. I'd say "gamey", but I'm hesitant to compare it to something like deer or quail meat.

Cat, no clue. But I'd be willing to try it.
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 Post Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:51 pm    Post subject:
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Tao wrote:
(so I've heard, bleh, I've never consciously eaten cat or dog. heh).


Dog's kind of oily and stringy, in my opinion. I'd say "gamey", but I'm hesitant to compare it to something like deer or quail meat.

Cat, no clue. But I'd be willing to try it.


Stringy really? I heard that cat was sorta like a powdery texture. My uncle thought he was eating one of them roast pork buns but instead of pork inside...meow. Heh.
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 Post Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:44 am    Post subject:
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"Super Sniffer"

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window
on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle
seat between them.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked
why it was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a DEA agent, and
that the dog was a "drug-sniffing dog."

He went on, "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

The plane took off, and once it leveled out, the agent said
"Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search".

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally
sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the
agent's arm.

The agent said, "Good boy!", turned to the man and
said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so
I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities
will apprehend her when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat" replied the first man.

Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few
seconds, returned to his seat, and placed two paws on
the agent's arm.

The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again,
I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" said his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,
sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to
the agent, jumped into the middle seat and pooped all
over the place.

The first man was really grossed out by this behavior
and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog
would act like that. He asked the agent, "What's going
on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To
keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
Spaghetti" on the back.

He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day,
about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife
said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife gave him
the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, and Spaghetti.

Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread...
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 Post Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:16 am    Post subject:
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GOSSIP IN HEAVEN

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that
my husband was cheating, so I came home early
to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all
by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
a heart attack and died.

1st woman: umm... Too bad you didn't look in the freezer......
we'd both still be alive...!

Twisted Evil DOH!! Twisted Evil
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