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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster

Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1844
Location: I've Got No 'billy

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:39 am Post subject:

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A dozen cabana boys swarm into the area and rush towards you, embracing you with their sweaty, beefy arms until all goes blissfully black...
Your head, left eye, right eye, neck, chest, back, abdomen, left arm, right arm, right hand, left leg, right leg, left foot, and right foot quickly heal.

You suddenly feel much better.

A large hook descends from the sky and lifts you into the air so far that you can no longer see details on the ground. Suddenly, the hook lets go and you begin plummeting towards the ground, landing like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup.

Your head, left eye, right eye, neck, chest, back, abdomen, left arm, right arm, right hand, left leg, right leg, left foot, and right foot quickly heal.

A huge rose vine unfurls out of the sky and dips down, curling around your body and constricting. With horror, you realize the thorns have pierced your vital organs and suddenly, all goes black. Every Rose has its thorn.
Your head, neck, chest, back, abdomen, left arm, right arm, right hand, left leg, right leg, left foot, and right foot quickly heal.

You shake off the stun.

You rise from the dead.

An earth-shattering blast of dark energy rips into the area, obliterating you!

Your head, left eye, right eye, neck, chest, back, abdomen, left arm, right arm, right hand, left leg, right leg, left foot, and right foot quickly heal.

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To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.

tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.

Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:47 am Post subject:

Awesomeness. I tried that one day, but I just had Inaira shoot me in the face over and over, and Glim skewer me over and over, and Daed backstab me over and over. Had the same effect.
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Daedalus
Local Pimp

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 380

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:02 am Post subject:

Marduk showing his love...

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[Llanfair, Cloud Court]
Also here is Aseroth Apocalypse, Neophyte Marduk Etemmu, Summoner Niaobi Damalis, and Soldier Edan Damalis.
You notice exits leading north, south, and west.

You see Neophyte Marduk Etemmu, a Shadow.
He has eerily glowing sapphire eyes and a translucent complexion.
He is bald.
He has a somber outline of a skeletal face and an apparent lack of skin.
He has an asomatous build.
He stands about 8' 3" tall, and seems to be timeless for a Shadow.
He is implanted with a blackened steel right hook hand inscribed with the words GOD IS MY CO-PIRATE.
He appears to be feeling horny.

He is holding a Xeawoa splattergun in his right hand and a darkly-clad rifleman in the left.
He is wearing a daedal remote with a shiny silver spider decal, a slimy black leech, a low-slung black Holtzmann belt, a cone of silence, a simple green torbernite belt buckle with brownish limonite staining, an inanimate carbon rod, a Xeawoa splattergun, a small black demon, a series TG23 field rifle equipped with an Etemmu Mark-1 laser scope, and a razor-edged black bowler hat.

You ask, "Can I play with the rifleman?"

Marduk Etemmu offers a darkly-clad rifleman to you.
If you would like to accept this item, type ACCEPT within the next minute.
If you would like to decline this item, type DECLINE within the next minute.

You accept a darkly-clad rifleman from Marduk Etemmu.

You glance at a darkly-clad rifleman.

You carefully look over a darkly-clad rifleman.
It cannot be worn.
You can't determine anything special about a darkly-clad rifleman.

You get a sudden feeling of unease, then notice a tiny bead of pretty pink light on your right arm.

You duck.

You turn around just in time to catch Marduk Etemmufiring a shot from the shadows, but he is gone before you can even blink.
Carefully timing the shot, Marduk Etemmu fires a series TG23 field rifle equipped with an Etemmu Mark-1 laser scope at you. In a display of skill, he lands a devastating hit to your right hand as you fail to dodge the attack.
You are completely dazed by the attack!
Your world spins around you as you reel to the ground!
[You are badly balanced, severely wounded, well rested, bleeding, stunned, and prone.]

You get a sudden feeling of unease, then notice a tiny bead of pretty pink light on your abdomen.

You shake off the stun.

You turn around just in time to catch Marduk Etemmufiring a shot from the shadows, but he is gone before you can even blink.
Siezing a perfect moment, Marduk Etemmu fires a series TG23 field rifle equipped with an Etemmu Mark-1 laser scope at you. He lands a devastating hit to your right hand as you fail to dodge the attack.
A darkly-clad rifleman falls from your destroyed hand!
You are completely dazed by the attack!
[You are badly balanced, severely wounded, well rested, bleeding, stunned, and prone.]

Marduk Etemmu reveals himself from hiding.
Marduk Etemmu picks up a darkly-clad rifleman.

You shake off the stun.

You stick out your tongue out at Marduk Etemmu and let loose a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from your lips!

You say, "Nice shooting."
You mumble under your breath.
You say, "Very unique way of getting things back."
You say, "Most pople just ask and stuff."

Code:

[Castle Z'dan, Air Shrine]
You also see a swirling funnel of wind, an open arch covered by delicate strands of silver thread, a wind elemental, a wind elemental, a wind elemental and a wind elemental.
You see no obvious exits here.

Concentrating on the shot, you fire a sawed-off pump shotgun at a wind elemental. In a display of true skill, you land a devastating hit to its head as a wind elemental fails to dodge the attack.
A wind elemental is caught by the full force of the blast.
A wind elemental reels and falls flat on its back!
A wind elemental tumbles and rolls into a good position and leaps back to its feet!
[You are balanced, healthy, well rested, and kneeling.]
Roundtime: 1 sec.
[Your pump shotgun has 2 shots remaining.]

Taking a chance on a tricky shot, you fire a sawed-off pump shotgun at a wind elemental. Mercilessly, you land a devastating hit to its head as a wind elemental fails to dodge the attack.
... Critical strike!
A wind elemental is caught by the full force of the blast.
A wind elemental reels and falls flat on its back!
[You are fairly well balanced, healthy, well rested, and kneeling.]
Roundtime: 1 sec.
[Your pump shotgun has 1 shots remaining.]

You feel fully rested.
A wind elemental throws its arms out toward you!
With a loud crack of thunder, a bolt of lightning strikes you!
Mortally wounded, you release a final sigh and succumb to the cold embrace of death.
** Daedalus DeVries was just struck down!
You've died! You'll either have to wait until a Medic comes to help you or type RESTORE to be restored from a copy of your genetic image.

Your last image was taken 3 days, 23 hours, 10 minutes, and 2 seconds ago.
If you were to roll back to this image, you would lose 13555 experience points and 0 levels.
You're dead and are not capable of doing that. If no medic is coming to help you, you might wish to type RESTORE to restore yourself from a genetic image.

[COMM][0](Aseroth Apocalypse) - Theres another
Marduk Etemmu suddenly appears from thin air!

Marduk Etemmu laughs at you!

Marduk Etemmu suddenly disappears!

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Code:

Your last image was taken 1 year, 9 months, 3 days, 13 hours, 26 minutes, and 44 seconds ago.

Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject:

Quote:

You slip up as you try to disarm the tovqa coffer. The coffer vibrates and you hear a mechanical crunching sound inside.
[Your disarm traps skill has improved!]

Not so much a quote as just an amusing series of messaging.

It made me titter, at least.

--William
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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting

Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 514

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:58 pm Post subject:

Im not sure why this made me giggle...

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Captain Jade Venra arrives from the north.
>
Jade Venra writhes in agony.
>
Captain Jade Venra goes south.

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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up?

zamde
Maestro

Joined: 06 Nov 2003
Posts: 211

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject:

Code:

You say, "'Dregonard' 'action' and 'erect' are a bad, bad combination."
Dregonard Kruhtha says, "Naw if dids in rights ways."
Aesal Anari-Idia writhes in agony.
Dregonard Kruhtha winks.
Aesal Anari-Idia writhes in agony.
Dregonard Kruhtha wipes her hands down.

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An eye for an eye; but my eye's worth more.

Dixie Pierce says, "I heard Zamde can't have kids cause she lactates poison."

[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: I thought Zamde doesn't have kids because her womb is full of aisobs.

You can't spell "slaughter" without 'laughter'.

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jade
Soldier of the '?'th Century

Joined: 05 Dec 2003
Posts: 217
Location: [Nkehu's Tavern, Common Room]

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:53 pm Post subject: hm

im not sure why it made you giggle either, enve. might have been funny if there was something else going on in cc that made it seem particularly appropriate. ~_^
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You say, "Wisdom, courage, temperance, justice."
You say, "In the ruler, wisdom."
You say, "In the agent of that rulers will, courage."
You say, "For all, temperance."
You say, "But justice is worthy for its own sake."

soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!

Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:05 am Post subject:

Code:

Roselie Magelyan suddenly disappears!
Ashara Ibeshi suddenly disappears!
Alaph Amel suddenly disappears!
Yaru Dex suddenly stays put!
Beau Etoile suddenly disappears!
Trevor Rage suddenly dissapears.
You suddenly dissapears. Fear.
Yaru Dex can't stay put, ever!

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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

zamde
Maestro

Joined: 06 Nov 2003
Posts: 211

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:07 am Post subject:

Quote:

>break table
You sink the 02 on the break!
You sink the 08 on the break!
You sink the 09 on the break!
You sink the 12 on the break!
You sink the 15 on the break!
Roundtime: 4 sec.

SolitaryTurnip

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
Posts: 1724
Location: Your mom (burn)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:23 am Post subject:

We have a pool table?!?!?!?!?!

Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:28 am Post subject:

In the Rainbow Connection.

--William
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:57 pm Post subject:

Quote:

Aegan Z'dan turns to Kitae Fyrehawk and says, "Although I know things have been rough these past few days, and possibly these past few months. But when the need was there, you honored the Queendom with your loyalty."
>
Aegan Z'dan turns to Zachary Murphy and says, "Although I know things have been rough these past few days, and possibly these past few months. But when the need was there, you honored the Queendom with your loyalty."
>
Sola McKane grins at Aegan Z'dan.
>
Kit Murphy exclaims, "I know, I mess everything up!"
>
*** TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - PLEASE STAY TUNED ***
>
Aegan Z'dan turns to Kit Murphye and says, "Although I know things have been rough these past few days, and possibly these past few months. But when the need was there, you honored the Queendom with your loyalty."

Owned. THRICE.

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SolitaryTurnip

Joined: 17 Jul 2003
Posts: 1724
Location: Your mom (burn)

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:06 pm Post subject:

Quote:

Sola McKane shakes hands with Lysenthir Zelune.
>
Lysenthir Zelune grabs Sola McKane by the shoulders and shakes her!
>
Sola McKane blinks.
>
Lysenthir Zelune shakes his head.
>
Lysenthir Zelune shakes hands with Sola McKane.

I shouldn't be too mean, because I would probably have done the same thing. It certainly was funny, though.

Daedalus
Local Pimp

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 380

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:13 pm Post subject:

I managed to be the first to get kicked out...

Code:

Several red-jacketed men approach you with serious faces. The leading gentlemen leans toward you and says, "I'm sorry, Sir, but I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave." You are then briskly escorted out.

Not sure what I did, though.
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Code:

Your last image was taken 1 year, 9 months, 3 days, 13 hours, 26 minutes, and 44 seconds ago.

Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:20 pm Post subject:

Actually, Tyger was kicked out way earlier.

--William
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