The Character Quote Thread

[HR-Mickey]

Speaking of, I reduced the maximum possible smudges of lipstick and occurrences of confetti to three (3) each.
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Mickey Brunner

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.

[HR-Faith]

I've done the same for glow bracelets.

EDIT: And wrapping paper
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Counselor Faith Tempest
Medic Guru
hr-faith@haelrahv.com


"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -- Bilbo Baggins --

[Tugor]

So I'm helping a newbie out with stuff and was telling her about Alchemy. So she busts out. . .

[soundless]

hahahahahaha. that rocks.
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[zamde]

A simple air drone drones in a feminine voice, "MEDKIT MODE ACTIVATED"
A simple air drone suddenly whips around, lashing its deadlier tools out. Realizing nothing was there, it slowly puts them away.
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An eye for an eye; but my eye's worth more.

Dixie Pierce says, "I heard Zamde can't have kids cause she lactates poison."

[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: I thought Zamde doesn't have kids because her womb is full of aisobs.

You can't spell "slaughter" without 'laughter'.

Llanfair Anti-Cyber Brigade Member #0000

[tygerwulf]

Even medic drones are Evil!
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>ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid."

[Tugor]

[Dzynna]

Hael's Laurel & Hardy:

[tygerwulf]

If Morg gets to bolt me, I get to shoot her til I hit her, cause she did it too! It wasn't my fault!
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>ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid."

[Tugor]

[Josie]

Kit Murphy laughs!
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Kit Murphy says, "I like dripping."
Kit Murphy is totally dry!
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You stare at Kit Murphy.
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You exclaim, "No dripping around me!"
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Kit Murphy says, "Yes'm."
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Brenton Miller asks, "Oh, now it's dripping is it?"
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Neifl Cacambo - "Anyone have change for a tampon?"
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>whack trevor
You forcefully swing your fluffy pillow at Trevor Rage and hit him on the rear sending feathers flying everywhere!
Your swing knocked Trevor Rage down!
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[Dzynna]

>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: Dig dig dig dig dig dig...my fingers hurt...
>[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: so stop digging.
>[Telepathy] Josie Laurens projects: i feel your pain dzy.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: I need sirolei!
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: and argurat!
>[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: so why are you digging?. thats a vine and a fruit. pull and pick. no dig.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: and all you lazy fuckers won't forage it and let me buy it from you! <sobs> I hate you all.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: Especially you, Sean rurdi-man. Lazy slacker.
>[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: Thats just mean, Dzynna of the faint bands.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: Aiiieeeeee! You chith fucker! I'm going to smack you sideways and chain you to a barb wire fence for that!
>[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: I love you too.
>[Telepathy] Kit Murphy projects: Ppsst...Sean, I think she's a little sensitive about her faint bands.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: Obviously I need to come out of hiding more often so you can see my DARK BLUE streaks. I don't even HAVE bands.
>[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: OH, streaks. they are so pale I couldnt tell.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: Okay fine, you hairless maggot. Letting Eolai shave your back.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: And you call yourself a Darju. <snorts>.
>[Telepathy] Damion Stormlancer projects: Darju...
>[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: Least I dont have to use aiba pellets to color in my bands.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: He let Rummie shave his back.
>[Telepathy] Kit Murphy projects: Probably wants to be a girl.
>[Telepathy] Dzynna Zol projects: At least I'm using truth as a backdrop for my insults.
>[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: Things done to me in my sleep dont count.
>[Telepathy] Kit Murphy projects: How do you sleep through a shaving of that magnatude?
>[Telepathy] Sean Fiachra projects: I'm a heavy sleeper.
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Dzynna Zol
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The Retreat
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[Brenton]

Not a character quote, but still.

[ragonda]

Morgana Vli says, "Dreggie needs to explain it to kitae."
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You notice Damion Stormlancer sneaking away.
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A Zligto cigarette continues smoldering.
Graeyson McConnaugh arrives from the north.
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Graeyson McConnaugh goes south.
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Jarvas Alaronde blinks suddenly and shakes his head, waking up from his daydream.
Jarvas Alaronde pokes Morgana Vli in the ribs.
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Morgana Vli says, "Brenton's will trip over his tongue."
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Kitae Fyrehawk says, "Ok explain it to me Dreggie."
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Graeyson McConnaugh arrives from the south.
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Graeyson McConnaugh goes north.
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A middle-aged punk strolls west.
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Brenton Miller folds his arms across his chest.
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Morgana Vli chortles.
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Morgana Vli gives Jarvas Alaronde a flirtatious wink.
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[Telepathy] Josie Laurens projects: that garden is for Brent to sleep in.
Jarvas Alaronde nibbles on Morgana Vli's lips gently.
You ask, "Well erm ya know da pilla used ta make tents in hims pants?"
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Holden Kincaid arrives from the north.
Kitae Fyrehawk says, "This is gonna be good."
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Holden Kincaid goes south.
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Holden Kincaid arrives from the south.
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Jarvas Alaronde says, "The hell did you start, hun."
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A Zligto cigarette continues smoldering.
Kitae Fyrehawk asks, "Yes?"
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A middle-aged punk strolls in.
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Morgana Vli grins at Jarvas Alaronde.
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[Telepathy] Josie Laurens projects: holy hell that sounded bad...lemme rephrase..feh lemme not and say i did. You guys always turn things perverted.
Holden Kincaid goes south.
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A rust colored aiba jumps out of a pocket on Morgana Vli's silk pet vest and dives into another.
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[Telepathy] Josie Laurens projects: bastages.
>nod
You say, "Well erm it doesnt make tents naw more he uses it ta erm choke my momma wid."
>hum
You nod.
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You hum to yourself.
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Kitae Fyrehawk coughs.
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Kitae Fyrehawk says, "Gawds."
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A Zligto cigarette continues smoldering.
You say, "Dats why erm momma spits feather so much."
Jarvas Alaronde clucks his tongue and shakes his head.
>Kitae Fyrehawk suddenly faints!
>snick
You snicker.
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A middle-aged punk strolls west.
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Jarvas Alaronde says, "I ain't sayin a fuckin thing."
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Jarvas Alaronde puts his hand over his mouth.
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Kitae Fyrehawk says, "I did NOT hear that."
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Morgana Vli leans on you.
Kitae Fyrehawk sticks her fingers in her ears.
You say, "Erm dat make sense."
You notice Damion Stormlancer sneaking in.
>hum
You hum to yourself.
Morgana Vli laughs!

[Enverdi]