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Quidditty
Joined: 12 Jul 2003 Posts: 138
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:31 pm Post subject: ladies bring your sense of humor |
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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but libido increases greatly when saturated with alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation; sure beats a hand.
3. Very effective cleaning agent. Purer specimens cooks as well.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
Even then, to be handled with extreme care.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
LIKELY CONSEQUENCES UPON THEIR INADVERTENT MEETING:
For her: Eyes gorged out. For him: Cock cut off.
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Kitae
Joined: 29 Sep 2003 Posts: 51
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:19 am Post subject: |
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For her: Eyes gorged out. For him: Cock cut off.
Is this on the first date?
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BlueEyes
Joined: 02 Jun 2003 Posts: 95 Location: Lost somewhere in my brain. Help me help me!
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 4:59 am Post subject: |
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AAAACKK! lol _________________ Protect those, who cannot protect themselves. |
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