If Dr. Suess were a technical writer

[Quidditty]

Here's an easy game to play.
Heres an easy thing to say.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
And a bus is interrupted as a very last resort
and the address of the memory makes
makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
and the double clicking icon puts your windows in the trash
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesnt hash
Then your situations hopeless,and your systems gonna crash

You cant say this?
What a shame sir!
we'll find you
another game sir.

If the lable on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol
Thats repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
And you screen is distorted by the side effects of Gauss
so your icons in the wondow are as wavy as a souse
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
Cause im sure as Im a poet,the suckers gonna bang

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microde instructions cause unnecessary risc
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to Ram your Rom
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom

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