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ragonda A fearful red dragon
Joined: 08 Sep 2003 Posts: 614
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:38 am Post subject: Subject: Who is Jack Schitt? |
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Many of us may have wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We may find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'. Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you will now be able to respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, who was married to O Schitt, the fertilizer magnate and owner of Needeep N Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holly Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and became known thereafter as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptuals.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt' you can correct them. _________________ «The gods made dregonard.» |
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RLH
Joined: 15 Aug 2004 Posts: 170 Location: Llanfair Courthouse
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A client of mine sent this to me a couple of years ago. Its still just as funny now as it was then! _________________ S.
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"The real issue isnt whether or not there is a morally acceptable amount of sex or violence, the real issue is; how can we put more sex in our violence?"
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Xavain Gramorham says, "Yet you wanted to marry Mellie."
You hear the voice of Yaru Dex say, "For her MONEY geez! Not her VA****!." |
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