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soundless
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 Post Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:51 am    Post subject: gender benders
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You see a very young Darju female pedestrian. She has waist-length silky silver hair, black eyes, and a curvy build. She is wearing a tan frock, a beige pencil skirt, and hide sneakers. She is carrying nothing.
 
A very young pedestrian has an injured head and a slightly scuffed left eye.
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In short order, you land a slight hit to his chest as a very young pedestrian fails to dodge the attack.

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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.
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Tao



Joined: 19 Nov 2002
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Location: Maryland

 Post Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:19 am    Post subject: Re: gender benders
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soundless wrote:
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You see a very young Darju female pedestrian. She has waist-length silky silver hair, black eyes, and a curvy build. She is wearing a tan frock, a beige pencil skirt, and hide sneakers. She is carrying nothing.
 
A very young pedestrian has an injured head and a slightly scuffed left eye.
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In short order, you land a slight hit to his chest as a very young pedestrian fails to dodge the attack.


Dat's one of dem transtesticles.
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Hokius



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Location: Wherever Things are Exploding, Haelrahv

 Post Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:19 am    Post subject:
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Whoa...first they join a cult against us, then they start dressing funny! What is happening to my Darju brethren!
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You can't take a girl to the Library! What? It's free? Well that's not so bad then...--David Scully as Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2 Outtake
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dragonseyes



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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Location: Guarding the Gates.

 Post Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:41 pm    Post subject:
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I didn't kill it, I promise!!

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You see a young Jaddan male dancer. He has no hair, black eyes, and an athletic build. He is wearing a wrinkled tunic, a pair of torn bloomers, and green knee-high boots. He is also wearing a pair of leg warmers.
 
A young dancer has a completely destroyed back.
 
A young dancer has extreme bleeding from her back.
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Seth Ventril
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Joined: 20 Sep 2006
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 Post Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:07 pm    Post subject:
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He was there, I saw him do it...It was DEFINITELY not a sneaky Agent. IT was him.
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Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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