haelrahvian mosnter spotting thread

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Post all new types of monsters you see here!

ash beetle
This large beetle is a dull, dark yellowish color with large black bands across its shell-plated body. Its body is covered in a thick layer of ash and its large eyes glow with a faint orange hue.
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[Seth Ventril]

Saw the beetle with Yaru. I managed to get an appraise off before he one-shotted it.

You try to size up an ash beetle ...
An ash beetle appears to be aggressive toward you.
An ash beetle agility seems superior to yours.
An ash beetle coordination seems superior to yours.
An ash beetle perception seems inferior to yours.
An ash beetle strength seems superior to yours.
[This is a level 153 creature.]

Me: 80 (85) Agility, 80 Coordination, 80 (91) Perception, 40 Strength.
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Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]:  Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!"