Ballad of the Drunken Kucho

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Ballad of the Drunken Kucho
Singing / Self
Performer Only
Summoning the Strength of the Thousand Modan Kucho (or however many you feel is needed), you gain the ability to suppress the negative effects of alcoholism while keeping the positives. While this spellsong is in effect, being drunk gives you the same increase in charisma, strength, and vitality* as always, but not the penalties to coordination, mentality, and intelligence**.

Along with that, you are generally uninterested in randomly singing or crying or making a general ass of yourself. But be warned! While under this spellsong, drunken Kucho rages may occur! Those who engage in combat have been known to not know when to stop, and have been unable to retreat!

*or whatever the ones that go up are.
**or whatever the ones that go down are.
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[Seth Ventril]

Whoa-ho! Now THAT'S a spellsong I like.
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Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]:  Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!"