someting funny

[Brokyn]

Donald Rumsfeld already has his next job lined up.



--William
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Haelrahv Wiki!
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[Brokyn]

This was kind of nice. Get past the first little bit and it's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzqumbhfxRo

--William
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Haelrahv Wiki!
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[Brokyn]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000IM15QI/

Really? Really?

--William
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Haelrahv Wiki!
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[HR-Trevor]

ROFL... wow. Just... wow.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato

-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy

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trevor summons incaslia via toe
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[HR-Trevor]

I felt obligated to update my avatar.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato

-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy

[Tao]

[Tao]

[Tylen]

http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,72119-0.html?tw=rss.index
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** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm]

[Hubert]

[Seth Ventril]

For that, I would add in:

The Bitcher:
Seems to think everyone wants to hear him/her bitch and doesn't understand why everyone is suddenly flaming him/her.
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Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]:  Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!"

[Seth Ventril]

I'm pondering smacking myself for not remembering this sooner.

This is atleast on my top 10 list for most funniest things I've found on the net.

http://www.oxygen.ie/unilife/unilife_terror_signs.php3
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Victim: Well, what is the creed?
Assassin: It's very secret, passed down for hundreds of generations. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Victim: Aren't you already killing me anyway?
Assassin: That's a good point...The creed is..."Stick them with the pointy end." - Ctrl+Alt+Del parody of Assassin's Creed.
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TELEPATHY [close]:  Yaru Dex - "Great now you made Mickey cry. Thanks a lot, Seth."
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Korell Ventril exclaims, "Choo ain no guard! Choo a crackhead!"

[Tao]

My dear friends,

It’s somewhat embarrassing to admit, but as I'm not getting an annual bonus that means that Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below:

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.

*Guys if you aren’t getting your bonus you too can make these for that special gal in your life.


I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself. I am awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you!


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[indigone]

To whom it may concern:

I am returning my holiday slippers and would like a full refund of the purchase price. I have many complaints about your product which I have carefully outlined below:

1. The non-slip soles seem to be only good for the first step, afterward, forget it. It's slip slip slip.

2. Occasionally, the slippers would fold, and your braggardly non-slip sole would fold back and stick to my foot. This was difficult to correct as once folded, it never seemed to want to straighten out. Given the sticky material you use for your non-slip soles, I'm thankful there is no hair on my feet.

3. Your slippers are a bit stiff, and I found myself walking funny when I wear them to compensate for their stiffness. I felt like I was walking like a cowboy just off a long ride on the prarie.

4. Perhaps it was the stiffness, I'm not sure, but for some reason I got unbearable foot cramps from wearing your slippers. I found it easy to find a reason to blame this on my husband, and did so relentlessly. I found lots of things I could blame on my husband at that time. He never argued.

5. I would argue as to their biogradeability. Really. I seem to find lots of signs showing me how and where to dispose of my slippers, and ordering me to dispose of my slippers in the same place where everyone else had already disposed of their slippers. Make them truly biodegradable and trust me, you will make millions.

I thank you for your prompt attention to these matters, and hope to see a refund very quickly. We all need slippers. We all hate slippers.

Very truly yours,

Slipper hater.
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"Woke up late one Thursday, and I'm seeing stars as I'm rubbing my eyes. And I felt like there were two days missing, as I focused on the time. And I made my way to the kitchen, but I had to stop from the shock of what I found, a room full of all of my friends dancing round and round and round. And I thought hello new shoes, Bye-Bye blues!"

- Paolo Nutini

[Tao]

X-mas Special
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