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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS

Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia

Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject:

So, are you saying you're Beau?

--William

PS: You're my favourite, Beau. Don't hate me. We Georgians need to stick together.
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HR-Trevor
Boss Type Guy

Joined: 04 Oct 2002
Posts: 6683
Location: Louisville, KY

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:18 am Post subject:

Beau's not slutty. But, he's definitely gay, and many would argue, a guy.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato

-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy

HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster

Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1844
Location: I've Got No 'billy

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 4:23 am Post subject:

And 73 years old.

And at the expense of revealing a bit of what goes on behind the scenes, we (the GMs) have a running conspiracy gag of "outing" other GMs when simultaneous coincidental logouts/logins occur.

X Random Player has departed from Haelrahv.
Y Unassociated GM has departed from Haelrahv.
Remaining GMs: Ohmygosh! XPlayer is really YGM!

The levity helps break the hovering stormcloud of players that make a true hobby of it. <cough>
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Mickey Brunner

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
---
Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
---
Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.

Haidee
Bow chicka bow wow

Joined: 29 Jul 2003
Posts: 647
Location: ..where am I again?...

Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:35 am Post subject:

Quote:

An asapi squawks, "You handsome Eolai!"

Heh, I thought these birds were supposed to insult people.

Then I get:

Quote:

An asapi squawks, "You sparkling jester!"

I think the asapi are losing their touch.
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Inside an intricately beaded twilight black suede corset with hot pink lacings you see a buttery nipple, a buttery nipple, a steaming pile of gamojab poop, a speckled red crab, a chocolate chip brownie, a map of Haelrahv, a huge blonde hair ball, a severed Haidee head, and your boobs.

zamde
Maestro

Joined: 06 Nov 2003
Posts: 211

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject:

Code:

Josie Laurens says, "I wish we could dump on the ground."

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An eye for an eye; but my eye's worth more.

Dixie Pierce says, "I heard Zamde can't have kids cause she lactates poison."

[Telepathy] Yaru Dex projects: I thought Zamde doesn't have kids because her womb is full of aisobs.

You can't spell "slaughter" without 'laughter'.

Llanfair Anti-Cyber Brigade Member #0000

ROLAND

Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Posts: 6
Location: Midwest

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:15 pm Post subject: Casino Fun

[COMM][0](Tao Shadowstalker) - anyone know where the ATM is located on LACAD?
[COMM][0](Hubert DeLancey) - don't even know where LACAD is
[COMM][0](Tao Shadowstalker) - heh
[COMM][0](Roland Brennant) - Casino Level
[COMM][0](Tao Shadowstalker) - thanks Roland!
[COMM][0](Roland Brennant) - big Red one! Charges you 5 bucks!
[COMM][0](Roland Brennant) - Anytime!
[COMM][0](Tao Shadowstalker) - heh. now i'm tempted to play a bit
[COMM][0](Roland Brennant) - ::giggles::
[COMM][0](Tao Shadowstalker) - woohoo! i won $10!
[COMM][0](Hubert DeLancey) - Yay you!
[COMM][0](Roland Brennant) - Congrats!
[COMM][0](Tao Shadowstalker) - heh, although i spent $50 just to play
it though. heh
[COMM][0](Hubert DeLancey) - you still won!
[COMM][0](Tao Shadowstalker) - oh man. these slot machines are addictive

HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster

Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1844
Location: I've Got No 'billy

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:52 pm Post subject:

Yes, I'm aware it's in bad form to quote yourself. We need the levity, so sue me.

Code:

You get a large delicious-looking cocktail with an immense olive inside from his mouth.

You put a large delicious-looking cocktail with an immense olive inside in his mouth.

You ponder.

----------------------------------Mickey-----------------------------------
>put cock in mouth
---------------------------------finished----------------------------------

You say, "I've disqualified myself from all further discussion."

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Mickey Brunner

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
---
Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
---
Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.

Hokius

Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 191
Location: Wherever Things are Exploding, Haelrahv

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:19 pm Post subject:

Quote:

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato

I just thought Trevor's signature was very funny in light of our recent discussions in the forum.
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You can't take a girl to the Library! What? It's free? Well that's not so bad then...--David Scully as Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2 Outtake

Symbolis

Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Posts: 56

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:41 am Post subject:

Not entirely a self-quote. Not that I particularly care.

Code:

[COMM][TROOPER](Zrel Tafkal) - Status report: I have achieved my thirteenth promotion.

.....

[COMM][TROOPER](Riley Jecuqui) - Attention Troopers! Be on the lookout for Zrel Tafkal who is wanted for the crime of: assault of a law enforcement officer. Repeat, Zrel Tafkal is now wanted for the crime of: assault of a law enforcement officer.

[COMM][TROOPER](Zrel Tafkal) - I was framed!

[COMM][TROOPER](Jade Venra) - not to mention that you *are* a law enforcement officer. but dont worry; it happens to the best of us.

>[COMM][TROOPER](Mickey Brunner) - Now we have an idea of the nature of his 'promotion'.

[COMM][TROOPER](Morrigan Blackfury) - Have to it up with Riley during the court marshall hearing.

[COMM][TROOPER](Zrel Tafkal) - Maybe it was self-assault.

[COMM][TROOPER](Riley Jecuqui) - Attention Troopers! Be on the lookout for Zrel Tafkal who is wanted for the crime of: prostitution. Repeat, Zrel Tafkal is now wanted for the crime of: prostitution.

[COMM][TROOPER](Jade Venra) - it might very well have been. next weeks bulletin will cover self-esteem issues and the importance of early intervention when confronted with indications of suicide.

[COMM][TROOPER](Zrel Tafkal) - Dat's a lie! I'm a one-woman Darju...and no, no men er critters!

[COMM][TROOPER](Riley Jecuqui) - Attention Troopers! Be on the lookout for Zrel Tafkal who is wanted for the crime of: unlawful sexual relations. Repeat, Zrel Tafkal is now wanted for the crime of: unlawful sexual relations.

[COMM][TROOPER](Jade Venra) - .. the evidence suggests otherwise, mister tafkal.

[COMM][TROOPER](Zrel Tafkal) - I been drunk, I'll admit...but not dat drunk, thank ya very much!

[COMM][TROOPER](Riley Jecuqui) - Attention Troopers! Be on the lookout for Zrel Tafkal who is wanted for the crime of: possession of a controlled substance. Repeat, Zrel Tafkal is now wanted for the crime of: possession of a controlled substance.

>[Message from Mickey Brunner] Alright, I've had my fun. As you were, cadet.

[COMM][TROOPER](Zrel Tafkal) - Neg! I got nothin but legitamate booze'n dat's tucked safe in my vault er Nkehu's Tavern!

>report Heh! Quite amusin. :)
The almighty asapi says, "Your message has been sent to all online Counselors, you impossible toper!"

[COMM][TROOPER](Riley Jecuqui) - Attention Troopers! Be on the lookout for Nkehu Lho who is wanted for the crime of: operating without a liquor license. Repeat, Nkehu Lho is now wanted for the crime of: operating without a liquor license.

[COMM][TROOPER](Zrel Tafkal) - She has one. Was jus mis-printed as a certificate of appreciation. Blasted Bureaucrats!

To be continued over in the Roleplay folder. Wink

tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.

Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!

Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:44 am Post subject:

Thanks, now you made me sad because I don't have Agents to play with.
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Daedalus
Local Pimp

Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 380

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:17 pm Post subject:

tygerwulf wrote:

Thanks, now you made me sad because I don't have Agents to play with.

I'll come play with you! Wink

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Code:

Your last image was taken 1 year, 9 months, 3 days, 13 hours, 26 minutes, and 44 seconds ago.

Dzynna
Shadow Master

Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 748
Location: Somewhere in the wilds

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject:

Daedalus wrote:

tygerwulf wrote:

Thanks, now you made me sad because I don't have Agents to play with.

I'll come play with you! Wink

You never come play! But, since Tyger went and got himself hitched, he never comes to play either! Shocked

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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.

Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!

Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:04 am Post subject:

Well I can't play with you properly Dizzy when you can't stick arrows in my face.

1000 biznatch
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Hokius

Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 191
Location: Wherever Things are Exploding, Haelrahv

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:25 am Post subject:

My battle with the Debris Getok:

(edited for time, and formatted to fit on your screen)

A debris getok leaps from the trash pile!

Wei Wao screams!

Wei Wao says, "What was that?"

Hok Ginnde roars even louder than normal and scares the debris Getok away.

The debris getok relieves itself on Hok's leg.

The debris getok relieves itself in Hok's gaping, roaring mouth.

Hok Ginnde lashes a kick out at the debris getok and catches it in the area where it 'relieves' itself, finally defeating it as the debris getok runs away.

The debris getok hits Wei Wao, she and Cio run, and I do battle with it. It kicks my butt. Mellie bashes its skull in and Dixie fixes me. The good guys win again!
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You can't take a girl to the Library! What? It's free? Well that's not so bad then...--David Scully as Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2 Outtake

Dzynna
Shadow Master

Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 748
Location: Somewhere in the wilds

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:20 am Post subject:

Hokius wrote:

The good guys win again!

Hok's a good guy? Razz

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