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Brokyn
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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:35 pm    Post subject:
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Sure, you don't post the newspaper clippings about the 15 year old Georgian boy that married that 37 year old Georgian woman.

Go Peach State, go!

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http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Child_Groom_Grandmother.html

Wednesday, November 16, 2005 · Last updated 8:17 a.m. PT

Grandmother of child groom disgusted

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

GAINESVILLE, Ga. -- The grandmother of a 15-year-old who wed a 37-year-old woman said Wednesday that she doesn't want anything to do with her grandson's bride.

"My skin just crawls thinking about her," Judy Hayles said on ABC's "Good Morning America." "I don't want to see her. I don't want to hear her. I don't even like to see her ugly mug shot on TV."

Authorities charged Lisa Lynnette Clark, 37, last week with child molestation after she was accused of having a sexual relationship with a friend of her teenage son.

On Nov. 8, the day before her arrest, she married the teen under a Georgia law that allows a pregnant couple to marry regardless of age and without consent. She says she is pregnant with the teen's child.

Hayles had filed a police report on Oct. 6 when she learned from a friend that Clark was pregnant. She said she knew her grandson was spending a lot of time with the woman, but she had no real objections until she found love letters and photos from Clark.

"I love you so much. I'm yours forever," were among the lines in one of six letters from Clark that Hayles said she found among her grandson's possessions. In the photos, Clark was posing on top of a mantle and in a bikini, she said.

Hayles said she wants the marriage annulled "without a doubt," and said Clark's attorney has said she wants to stay married.

That will happen, the grandmother from Gainesville said, "when I'm laid out and candle lit."

Daniel Sammons, Clark's attorney, has said he likely will invoke legal restrictions on spousal testimony to keep the boy from having to testify against Clark.

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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:26 pm    Post subject:
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No contact with the neighbors?

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Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case

Nov 30 2:41 PM US/Eastern

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A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.

James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.

The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.

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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:34 pm    Post subject:
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Good grief, and that first article is the town I LIVE in. I am ashamed.
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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:09 pm    Post subject:
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Well, it _is_ Gainesville. What'd you expect? Sad

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 Post Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:11 pm    Post subject:
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I'm going to guess he meant San Bernardino, but what do I know?
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And the sad thing for the kid is, he has probably the worst attorney in town.
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i'm not sure if this is stupid or creative or just wrong Sad

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 Post Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:42 am    Post subject:
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i'm not sure if this is stupid or creative or just wrong Sad

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... That's....that's GROSS.... I seriously wish I hadn't eaten breakfast now. If she's full of yeast, enough to have a full keg of beer made, she ain't a healthy girl. >< I'm never gonna get over that artical.
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She uses trace amounts. That's mentioned in the linked article.
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She uses trace amounts. That's mentioned in the linked article.


I couldn't read any further. I was gonna hurl.
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I found it absolutely hilarious.

I showed everyone I know.
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That's absolutely benign compared to what some people eat on a daily basis (mmm... hot dogs).
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That's absolutely benign compared to what some people eat on a daily basis (mmm... hot dogs).


Genital cheese does not equal left over animal bits. Give me animal bits anyday.
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You don't have much of a choice. The same species of yeast (Candida albicans) that inspires all those lovely 7/3/1-day dinnertime commercials is already native to healthy human mouths and digestive tracts (and vaginas, if you have one).

However, rumors that vaginal yeast has "cooties" have not been disproved.
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Tylen wrote:
You don't have much of a choice. The same species of yeast (Candida albicans) that inspires all those lovely 7/3/1-day dinnertime commercials is already native to healthy human mouths and digestive tracts (and vaginas, if you have one).

However, rumors that vaginal yeast has "cooties" have not been disproved.


Then she shoulda taken it from her mouth. I really don't think I'm going to drink any sort of beer for a long time. *scarred for life*
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