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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
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Guilty!
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An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid." |
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Enverdi
Strange and Exciting
Joined: 19 Jul 2004
Posts: 514
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>think So I have my work cut out for me
You project your thoughts.
[Telepathy] Enverdi Blue'el projects: So I have my work cut out for me.
[Your psionic ability skill has improved!] |
That made me giggle.
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up? |
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Tugor
Orgasm Donor
Joined: 18 Oct 2003
Posts: 1483
Location: Yeah. . .right.
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COMM [TROOPER]: Riley Jecuqui - "Attention Troopers! Be on the lookout for Mickey Brunner who is wanted for the crime of: unlawful sexual relations. Repeat, Mickey Brunner is now wanted for the crime of: unlawful sexual relations."
COMM [TROOPER]: Riley Jecuqui - "Attention Troopers! Be on the lookout for Roselie Magelyan who is wanted for the crime of: prostitution. Repeat, Roselie Magelyan is now wanted for the crime of: prostitution." |
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:29 am Post subject: |
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You pull on a shiny silver speedo with the gold LACAD logo on the back.
You ham it up by striking a series of poses.
Tygerwulf Fyrestick suddenly turns a pasty shade of white, then lets out a blood-curdling scream and faints!
Tygerwulf Fyrestick is stunned! |
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Tygerwulf Fyrestick says, "AHMIGAHD."
You ask, "Gonna get maaaaaaarried?"
Tygerwulf Fyrestick gives an expensive pink bodypillow shaped like a woman a hug.
Tygerwulf Fyrestick says, "I think I need some time alone..."
Tygerwulf Fyrestick glances at an expensive pink bodypillow shaped like a woman.
Spirit Tygerwulf Fyrestick goes west. |
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:35 am Post subject: |
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Double pwnd.
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>ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid." |
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soundless
EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 5970
Location: Spaceship
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:46 am Post subject: |
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we were on a roll until zamde stopped the fun-bus.
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:58 am Post subject: |
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For those of you interested, I went through this thread to see who has the most quotes. I didn't include self quotes (Cause they're dumb) or anything that involved multiple people saying a bunch of hilarious shit, just the short one punchline quotes.
And....the winner is....
The Modan Kucho! With 4 quotes!
EDIT: Exception to self-quoting rule: Billy. He can quote himself, cause he's cool, and you're not.
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tygerwulf
Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 1189
Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:01 am Post subject: |
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Sorry for the double post, but this just happened and...OMG. Don't pay attention to me in this quote, since I just dissed self-quoters in my last post.
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A blood red chovn flaps her wings and flies into the air, eventually coming to rest upon an expensive pink bodypillow shaped like a woman.
You exclaim, "GET AWAY FROM MY WOMAN YOU FUCKING BIRD!"
>stand
take bodyp
>You stand up from an expensive pink bodypillow shaped like a woman.
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An expensive pink bodypillow shaped like a woman is too heavy for you to budge.
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[Chodaku Isle, Secluded Beach]
There is the deadest silence beyond the waves crashing on the shore and the cool wind whistling through the rocks around the lighthouse's base. At the exact moment when a pale sunset drapes over the horizon, and the moonlight blankets the icy ocean like a sheer layer of silk, this could quite possibly be the most eerily serene place in the world.
You also see a weathered lighthouse, a downy soft apricot aiba who is lying down, a fluffy pink gamojab who is lying down and an expensive pink bodypillow shaped like a woman with a blood red chovn on it.
Also here is Minstrel Haidee Idia-Anari.
You notice an exit leading north.
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An expensive pink bodypillow shaped like a woman is too heavy for you to budge.
You exclaim, "BASTARD!"
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A blood red chovn buries her beak under one wing to clean herself.
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EDIT: So, yeah, I didn't know about this BOOT verb thing. So, the situation was dire for me. I couldn't sleep til I got my wife. Cause as soon as that chovn got up, you know Haidee would have stolen her. I mean, come on. She's pink, and totally hot (refering to my wife).
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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You grasp the waistband of your boxer briefs and pull them down quickly, mooning a security camera!
>chortle
You chortle.
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You sense Jade Venra forming a mental bond with you and a thought enters your mind, "hey right back at you." |
Yes, I have a moon verb. Courtesy of Arden, then modified by Hannah.
--William
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1844
Location: I've Got No 'billy
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:54 am Post subject: |
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Boxer briefs? Come on.
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Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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Brokyn
LLAMA SECHS
Joined: 19 Oct 2002
Posts: 3648
Location: Northern Georgia
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:45 am Post subject: |
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Best of both worlds, son.
--William
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HR-Mickey
Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002
Posts: 1844
Location: I've Got No 'billy
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:00 am Post subject: |
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They're like boxers with training wheels; I can't think of a best part for briefs, but I'm biased.
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Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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mellie
Artistic Bitch
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Posts: 160
Location: Hell if I know.
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Yaru Dex deposits some money into a slot on a small metal device and nonchalantly climbs onto the back of a scantily clad cabana boy.
Yaru Dex sits on a scantily clad cabana boy.
A scantily clad cabana boy begins to move!
Yaru Dex cheers!
A scantily clad cabana boy shakes wildly with Yaru Dex on its back!
You laugh!
Yaru Dex hangs on as tightly as he can while a scantily clad cabana boy bucks about wildly!
Yaru Dex slaps a scantily clad cabana boy!
Yaru Dex slaps a scantily clad cabana boy!
Yaru Dex throws a tightly clenched fist into the air and gracefully rocks his body back and forth in time with a scantily clad cabana boy's bucks!
Yaru Dex bounces in his seat!
Yaru Dex bounces in his seat!
A scantily clad cabana boy spins around in rapid circles in an attempt to shake Yaru Dex from its back, but he manages to just barely hang on!
Beau Etoile stares blankly into the distance.
Yaru Dex yells, "Yeehaw!"
Yaru Dex tightens his grip on the horn as a scantily clad cabana boy suddenly changes direction. He slaps his leg against a scantily clad cabana boy and with a look of total concentration attempts to decipher it's next move.
Yaru Dex swats a scantily clad cabana boy with his hand.
In a daring feat of bravado, Yaru Dex shakily lifts himself to a standing position in the stirrups, keeping his arms stretched out for balance. He lets out a loud "Yeehaw!" before sitting back down and hanging on tight as a scantily clad cabana boy engages in a series of insane maneuvers.
Yaru Dex howls!
Yaru Dex slows his movements in perfect time with a scantily clad cabana boy and with a cocky grin on his face, swings down to the mat.
A casino employee wearing a bright pink argabuboy hat walks up to Yaru Dex and says, "Tarnation! That was sum wild ride you had there!"
Yaru Dex bows.
He hands Yaru Dex a purple t-shirt with the phrase "Argabuphile!" on it and wanders off without further comment. |
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ragonda
A fearful red dragon
Joined: 08 Sep 2003
Posts: 614
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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[Your riding skill has improved!]
You recklessly throw one hand into the air in an attempt to show off your cowboy prowess and instead make a total fool of yourself as the bucking motions of a mechanical argabu send you tumbling to the ground in a heap!
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Velcroman
Joined: 16 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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An adolescent fisherman says, "This may sound a bit strange, but I need a banded flatfish. I'll be your best friend if you get it for me!"
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You wallop an adolescent fisherman over the head with a professional grade blue and gold fishing rod with a golden high performance reel.
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You say, "Shut up, noob." |
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