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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:27 am Post subject: |
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Why is it that girls can be tomboys and not be gay but boys can't be....less boyish without being gay? Is that the new term Metrosexual? What would qualify a man as metrosexual as opposed to homosexual? |
[url=http://money.cnn.com/2005/08/09/news/funny/jetrosexuals/index.htm]
Speaking of...
[/url] _________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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HR-Trevor Boss Type Guy
Joined: 04 Oct 2002 Posts: 6683 Location: Louisville, KY
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:16 am Post subject: |
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Aerumna wrote: |
Why is it that girls can be tomboys and not be gay but boys can't be....less boyish without being gay? Is that the new term Metrosexual? What would qualify a man as metrosexual as opposed to homosexual? |
Good question, and very true. _________________ "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato
-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy |
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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene. |
_________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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soundless EIGHT YEARS OLD!!!
Joined: 22 May 2004 Posts: 5970 Location: Spaceship
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 12:16 am Post subject: |
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Tylen wrote: |
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That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. |
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magic missle is sooooo cheating. _________________ A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death. |
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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:34 am Post subject: |
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One of those things you're not sure whether to laugh at _________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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Baby Names You Should Never Use. Ever.
Some things are just too cruel to inflict on anyone, especially when that someone is a sweet new baby. An archive assistant at Cornwall County Record Office in England may have done us all a great favor by revealing the odd, real-life names she have found in census, birth, death and marriage records dating back to the 16th century, reports The Associated Press.
Helpfully, the Cornwall County Record Office has published the list--1,000 in all. "My all-time favorites are Abraham Thunderwolff and Freke Dorothy Fluck Lane," the aforementioned archivist, Rene Jackaman, told AP. Others include the following from the Hornblower family: Horatio, Azubia, Constantia, Jecoliah, Jedidah, Jerusha and Erastus.
Here are more. Remember, they're all real names:
Boadicea Basher
Philadelphia Bunnyface
Faithful Cock
Susan Booze
Elizabeth Disco
Edward Evil
Fozzitt Bonds
Truth Bullock
Charity Chilly
Gentle Fudge
Obedience Ginger
Offspring Gurney
Levi Jeans
Imagine receiving an invitation to these weddings:
Nicholas Bone and Priscilla Skin were joined in wedlock in 1636.
Charles Swine and Jane Ham wed in 1711.
John Mutton and Ann Veale married in 1791.
Richard Dinner and Mary Cook said "I do" in 1802. |
_________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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tygerwulf Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003 Posts: 1189 Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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I like the name offspring. It's wonderfully original. _________________ >ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid." |
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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:06 am Post subject: |
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I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Trevor lives in Jacksonville...
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (USATODAY.com) — A sword-swinging robber frightened the lunchtime crowd at a local eatery, sending condiments flying across tables before he got away with $32.
Patrons of the Mudville Grille told police the man burst into the restaurant Monday, waving a samurai sword and yelling that he was holding up the place.
Several people emptied their pockets and the man grabbed the cash, then fled in a minivan. The vehicle was later found abandoned with the sword inside.
According to police, the van and sword were taken in a previous robbery.
Authorities said a man broke into a house, took the sword from the top of a television, and threatened the residents into giving him keys to the van and $85.
A suspect has been identified in that robbery, but he has not been arrested. |
_________________ ** The phrase "break a leg" just wasn't ambitious enough for Mellie Knight. [8:31 pm]
** Mellie Knight was soundly defeated by Aesal Anari-Idia in the Zgedhi Gkenrzeg Rav! [8:31 pm] |
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tygerwulf Teh Pink Assassin.
Joined: 06 Jul 2003 Posts: 1189 Location: Hiding right behind you, Don't look!
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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I'm just wondering about the people who keep a samurai sword on the top of their television, I mean, I have mine hanging above it, not on it. _________________ >ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid." |
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HR-Trevor Boss Type Guy
Joined: 04 Oct 2002 Posts: 6683 Location: Louisville, KY
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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The most interesting name I've personally seen in terms of people I've met/talked to/etc was "Sunshine Plants".
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I'd like to point out that the fact I happen to just live in Jacksonville, Florida is completely coincidental. Yeah. _________________ "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato
-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy |
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HR-Mickey Cloverfield Monster
Joined: 24 Nov 2002 Posts: 1844 Location: I've Got No 'billy
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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He no longer drives a van, either. _________________ Mickey Brunner
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs. |
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HR-Faith OCD Grammar Perfectionist
Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 964 Location: Japan
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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I've known, at various times:
Penny Dollar
Bruce Lee
Cynthia Pugh (scenty pooh)
Dick Fisher
Justin Odor
Diana Loveless (dying a-loveless)
Mike Haakenstad (my cock inside)
I saw a clerk (and this is not fictitious) in a Wal-Mart who's nametag read "Aquanette Hairfield".
And then there was the philanthropist, Ima Hogg.
I'm of the opinion that some people either have a really bad sense of humor or just don't THINK about the name they are giving their child. _________________ Counselor Faith Tempest
Medic Guru
hr-faith@haelrahv.com
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -- Bilbo Baggins --
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SoulTorn Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
Joined: 20 Nov 2002 Posts: 685 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html
More bizarre than stupid, courtesy DailyRotten:
"The trial for a local woman's lawsuit against 14 police officers for allegedly capering about with her sex toys and modeling her lingerie during a drug raid on her home opened Monday in federal court in Chicago." ... "Police served the first search warrant with the intent to locate marijuana they believed her son, Brandon, then 18, was selling. Dorothy Campbell was not home when police arrived, but her son and four of his friends were, according to the lawsuit. Officers handcuffed Brandon Campbell and his friends, then "went into (Dorothy Campbell's) dresser drawers and found (her) personal and private sex toys," the lawsuit said. Still, the officers took them from the dresser and showed them to Campbell's son, asking him what his mother did with them, the lawsuit states."
-Chris _________________ "Drama is like a varm sveater that hugs you on a cold vinter's day." - Nevrek |
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HR-Hannah
Joined: 11 Apr 2004 Posts: 374 Location: Floating above Abbindolare, Hannah's Cloud
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:08 am Post subject: |
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The big "paragraph link" Glim posted was very entertaining if you run your pointer back and forth over it. This coming from someone who lives in Mississippi and is obssessed with bug zappers... _________________ You turn to Trevor Rage and ask, "What the fuck were you thinking?" |
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Kit Cybertech Extraordinaire~
Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 3071 Location: Currently cyberwiring your mind
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:53 am Post subject: |
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HR-Hannah wrote: |
The big "paragraph link" Glim posted was very entertaining if you run your pointer back and forth over it. This coming from someone who lives in Mississippi and is obssessed with bug zappers... |
.... You have me doing it now. All the while I was thinking: "I wonder if this will give people seizures." _________________ "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" -- Adam Savage
AIM: KitMurphyHR
Email: yojibalinese@hotmail.com
Technician Database: http://tech.haelrahv.net/ |
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