someting funny

[Tao]

Okies Rummy, I'm gonna top yours:


Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to
fertilize the eggs.

Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the
soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time; so Zeb
got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone so that Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.

Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was
too; but on this particular morning Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell wasn't
ringing at all. Zeb went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells a ringin'. The pullets
hearing the roosters coming would run for cover.

BUT, to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak so it couldn't
ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and head for another one. Zeb
was so proud of Brewster he entered him in the County Fair.

Brewster was a sensation. The judges not only awarded him The No Bell
Piece Prize, but also The Pullet Surprise.
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[Tao]

Heh, I can imagine Mickey telling us this one:

A visiting minister waxed eloquently during the offertory prayer. "Dear
Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned
face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter
(who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to me and asked
quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Daddy, what is butt dust?"
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[SoulTorn]

omgsean123: so anyway, heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop
omgsean123: and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?"
omgsean123: and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

I lol'd.

Shamelessly stolen from bash.org

-Chris
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[Brokyn]

<3 Heisenberg.

--William
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[Brokyn]

http://jegergrim.dk/video/theaolage.wmv

I can't tell if the third guy would be Beau or Yaru.

--William
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[Haidee]

http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html

Dance white boy. Dance.
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Inside an intricately beaded twilight black suede corset with hot pink lacings you see a buttery nipple, a buttery nipple, a steaming pile of gamojab poop, a speckled red crab, a chocolate chip brownie, a map of Haelrahv, a huge blonde hair ball, a severed Haidee head, and your boobs.

[Kit]

[Galeth Lothain]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/wrenchmouth-jpg.html

How's that for a piercing.
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-- Konrad Adenauer

"Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power, that is not easy"
--Aristotle

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funny stuff but so so so so photoshopped
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A bright-eyed Thekko Ku Kalla dressed in a dapper sailor suit takes to flight and careers through the air toward the Modan Kucho and slams into him!
With a high-pitched cry, The Modan Kucho collapses in death.

[Tugor]

Little Johnny sat down at the park and unwrapped a candy bar, and ate it. He then did the same with 4 more candy bars, eating them all. The old man sitting on the bench across from him was horrified.

"Son, don't you know that eating all those candy bars will upset your stomach, give you cavities, and make you an unhealthy weight?"

Little Johnny replied, "My great-uncle lived to be 103."

"Did he eat 5 candy bars a day?" asked the old man.

"No," said Johnny. "He minded his own fucking business."
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[HR-Trevor]

That was good.
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[Brokyn]

A+.

--William
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[Tugor]

Smelly cat, smelly cat;
What are they feeding you?


I belonged to smelly cat when I played DR a long ass time ago.
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[Ralenth]

Something that was sent to me that I'm copying here because it's hilarious.





The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about the Terrorists.


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


This mess in Iraq should be over in a week.
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