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Morgana



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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:13 am    Post subject: Everyone is Invited.
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This is an invitation Vega and I wrote hoping to show it at the holo projector at CC. Do to the complexity we couldn't, but Beau and Rosie made it work for the auditorium.


A Hologram flicks on, a bunch of static fills the air, after a moment you see a two people in what seems to be the red lab, and you see Vega and Morgana.

You hear... moaning?

You hear a surprised voice say, "Oh hell, wrong tape!!"

The hologram disappears

You hear “First came the fangs! Then the weird looking mortars! Add a demon and be prepared to enjoy the wedding of the heretics!!”

The hologram projector whirrs again, this time you see Enverdi standing outside in a meadow

Enverdi says, “Move closer.”

The image gets larger.

Enverdi says, “Closer please.”

The camera moves even closer..

Enverdi says “Closer!!

The image grows to just Enverdi’s head very quickly and you see only Enverdi’s face as something seems to hit him.

Enverdi says “Too close!!

You hear Dregonard's mutter “Darn it george you said closer make up yer dern mind"”

Enverdi shrinks back to life size as he rubs his head.

Enverdi grins widely and says, “As you know, our parents are far from normal, so why would they have a normal invitation? Exactly, they wouldn’t…so here it is”

The holo-screen turns black for a moment

The image of Vega and Morgana in the fen comes up

A male voice says, “You know them as Morgana and Vega”

The image of Vega falling to the ground laying still appears.

A female voice says, “Some of you know them as just plain crazy.”

You see Morgana nagging Vega

Morgana exclaims to Vega, “Stop dying!!”

A female voice menacingly says, “But now…it is time to run in fear, because the unthinkable has happened!!”

The image of a serene wedding alter with soft petals floating down appears. The petals slow down to land upon a shackle and collar.

Something in the background squeals with fear.

A male voice excitedly exclaims, “They are getting married!!”

You see Morgana and Vega relaxing in the caverns foraging with all their pets running this way and that

A female voice yells, “May the Gods save us!!”

A male voice happily exclaims, “On April third, no one will escape!! They will become as one and you are all invited!!”

The image of colorful gamojabs, aibas and chovns begin to fill cloud court. Jumping on everything, running around you.

A female voice says, “If ya wanna see the demon laid to rest, be there doomed or stay square an groomed.”

You hear voices say, “I’m Morgana Vli, and I’m Vega Shadowknight, and we approve this message.”



Everyone is invited to the wedding on April 3rd, 2005 at 5:30pst. Invitations are reminders. They are NOT required. Please come and enjoy the mayhem! Mr. Green
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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:55 pm    Post subject:
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Cybersex is like the common cold. Just about everyone has had it at some point, and it's never worth getting excited about.

Anyway, anything with Dregonard in it qualifies for an Academy Award. I'll try to be there, if work permits. And if my bountiful journey for text-based sexual conquest doesn't interfere.

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well there has never even been that many players in HR in the two+ years it's been around


We have over 2000 accounts, totalling just over 3000 cumulative characters. I'm not concerned with what heat you guys are tossing around, I just wanted to point out the number discrepancy.
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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:12 pm    Post subject:
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::SIGH::

Nelle, Tshar, I'm glad you two have married each other and are happy with it. Your decision was to elope. Congrats. I wish you the best.
This invite was not meant as spamming. It's unfortunate that you see it as such.



To get back on thread:

We'd like to have a big wedding. We'd love for everyone to have a blast. We want to share the fun with all. Hence all are invited.


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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:45 pm    Post subject:
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I've removed some posts. The reasons for doing so should be obvious to all who read/posted them.
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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:59 pm    Post subject:
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HR-Mickey wrote:
Cybersex is like the common cold. Just about everyone has had it at some point, and it's never worth getting excited about.

Anyway, anything with Dregonard in it qualifies for an Academy Award. I'll try to be there, if work permits. And if my bountiful journey for text-based sexual conquest doesn't interfere.

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well there has never even been that many players in HR in the two+ years it's been around


We have over 2000 accounts, totalling just over 3000 cumulative characters. I'm not concerned with what heat you guys are tossing around, I just wanted to point out the number discrepancy.


I was specifically referring to 'at one time'. I've never seen 100+ players in game when checking 'stat full'. The most I've seen is 70 or so. The norm' is about 50.
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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:49 pm    Post subject:
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I'm pretty sure we had close to 100, if not over, the night of the recent royal ball.
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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:10 pm    Post subject:
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105. Smile
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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:49 pm    Post subject:
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See? 105. I was too busy on my euro-Disney cruise to pay much attention to things.

On a different note, the Most users ever online for the messages boards was 30 on Sat Jan 10, 2004 at 1:15 am. Go figure.
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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:08 pm    Post subject:
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Psst.... it's a wedding invite not a how many are in game invite!

Someone shoot them all!

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 Post Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:22 pm    Post subject:
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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:02 pm    Post subject:
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okies dreg finally succumbed to the wear the PINK dress ya dumb tracka mob.

dreg will be wearing the PINK dress but be warned you aint gonna like it . as dreg so nicely puts it

"yawl gunna be sowwries ya eva made me wears da STINKY PINK dress" Twisted Evil
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 Post Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:07 pm    Post subject:
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I have to say. Dreg was cute in teh pink dress.
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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:45 pm    Post subject:
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Just wanted to add Thank You's Very Happy .

Thank you Roselie and Hannah for all the effort you put in!

Thank you Morrigan for tweaking the inclasia game to work with the wedding.

Thank you Dreggie for wearing such a lovely pink dress for the wedding Twisted Evil .

Thank you Earthie for wearing a formal pink shirt to help Dreggie get through wearing her pink. Wink

Thank you to everyone that came and joined in the laughter! Laughing

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 Post Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:26 pm    Post subject:
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dreggie says "i was cheated i wores da stinky pink dress and allowed roselie ta demickyfy me den mickey made imself unlickables and did a runner from da reception ....no fair yawl sucks" Twisted Evil

"oh momma wedding was lubbly part frem da PINK phoooeeeeyy" Twisted Evil
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 Post Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject:
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Your wedding was so much fun Morgi! Thanks for inviting everyone and letting me get grossed out by the piggy toss again. Why do gross things have to be so fun?! Twisted Evil
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