Knife Throwing!

[fatboy]

Ok, kinda long but amusing.

Knife throwing!

A knife comes hurling from nowhere, striking you in the gut!
You fall over! Oof.

Jade Venra rolls around on the ground laughing like a lunatic!

You exclaim, "Oww!" in Darjuan.
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[Darjuan Quarter, Open Field]
Sparse grass is very tramped down here, looking like countless feet have walked all over in every direction. Patches of mud and dirt show through the grass and a faint smell of fresh blood reaches your nostrils.

You also see a small tent, a thick canvas lean-to, a heavy spiked llirae gate, a partially-erected aerial trapeze and a death wheel.
Also here is Captain Jade Venra who is lying down and Mercenary Mystiqal Bountywatcher.
You notice exits leading south, southwest, and northwest.

>l lert

You are Grunt Lertig Zithrik, a Darju.
You are wearing a pair of dark sunglasses which covers your eyes.
You have a deep crimson complexion, marked with black stripes.
You have shoulder-length thick black hair.
You have a chiseled face.
You have a well-muscled build.
You stand 6' 3" tall, and you are very young for a Darju.
You are implanted with a left cyber hand and a left cyber arm.
You feel relaxed.

You have a bruised left eye, a bruised right eye, and a bruised abdomen.

You are not holding anything.
You are wearing a crushed communicator with wires poking out, a pair of washed out pale blue denim jeans, a blood stained white silk shirt with the back jaggedly cut low, a studded leather weapons belt, a midnight black leather backpack, a thick ailferton band etched with the Darjuan symbol of strength, a smooth polished bone ring, a master lockpicking kit, a torn and bloody light vailyron patrol vest, a pair of thick studded leather journey boots, and a black leather drying pouch with a silver buckle.
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curse
You say something very rude.

You jump to your feet!
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Jade Venra snickers.
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Mystiqal Bountywatcher says, "What was that." in Darjuan.

You exclaim, "Mtotduh!" in Darjuan.
Jade Venra jumps to her feet!

You say, "Week throw." in Darjuan.

You snort.
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Jade Venra laughs!

You exclaim, "You throw like a girl!" in Darjuan.

You glance at Jade Venra.

You say, "No offence." in Darjuan.
Jade Venra says, ".. heh." in Darjuan.

Jade Venra caresses a gracefully curved darndao etched down the blade with bold characters softly.

Jade Venra says, "None taken." in Darjuan.

A knife comes hurling from nowhere, striking you in the face!

Jade Venra winks at you.

You fall over! Oof.

You exclaim, "Sissy!" in Darjuan.

You have a bruised head, a bruised left eye, a bruised right eye, and a bruised abdomen.

You jump to your feet!

Jade Venra suddenly looks amused.
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Mystiqal Bountywatcher says, "I want to throw." in Darjuan.

Jade Venra says, "Yeah i want to also." in Darjuan.

You say, "Gotta do better than that." in Darjuan.

You get a jumbo-sized jar of Majesty brand dermagel from a midnight black leather backpack.

You carefully apply some of the dermagel to your abdomen.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

A knife comes hurling from nowhere, striking you in the leg!
You crumple to the ground as your legs fail to support your weight.

You have a bruised head, a bruised left eye, a bruised right eye, a bruised abdomen, and a completely destroyed right leg.

You are bleeding extremely from the right leg.

apply derm to lert head
You carefully apply some of the dermagel to your head.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You regain your balance.
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Jade Venra grins.

You say, "Now that hurt." in Darjuan.

Mystiqal Bountywatcher laughs!
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Jade Venra stows her sirolei ivy in a getok skin backpack of exceptional craftsmanship.
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Jade Venra snickers.

[COMM][0](Lertig Zithrik) - MEDIC to Tkils tent please!
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You hack your way through a very young fisherman's back. It may not have been pretty, but it got the job done.
A very young fisherman groans and collapses.