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Tylen Alpha Antifemale
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Not Colorado
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:55 am Post subject: In the news |
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1/24/2005 9:22 PM
Police: Alleged robber asks victim out for date
NEW CASTLE, Del. (AP) — Police say a man involved in the recent robbery of a Domino's Pizza delivery woman would be a good candidate for "World's Dumbest Criminal."
Police say that after two men robbed the woman, one of them called the victim on his cell phone to apologize — and to ask her out on a date.
The victim, 18, declined the request, instead giving the cell phone number to police, who arrested Brent Brown, 25, on Thursday.
Police also arrested Andre Moore, 18, and were looking for a 16-year-old linked to the crime.
Officers searched a residence and found the pizza boxes in the trash can with the original receipt still attached.
Brown and Moore were charged with second-degree robbery. |
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Enverdi Strange and Exciting
Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 514
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:51 am Post subject: |
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On a related note, at the place I work, a man was apprehended for attempting to steal a porn mag. While being apprehended, he said he had to go because his wife was waiting.
"You have a wife and you're stealing a porno mag?"
"Well, yeah, see, because I'm GAY!"
"And you stole a straight porno?"
"Well, yeah...see I'm GAY, but I like women too."
"Ok now you've got me confused."
And then the perp attempted to hit on one of my make coworkers. We think he was drunk. _________________ Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up? |
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