The Never Ending Story

[Grim]

..."I will avenge you!!!". Dregonard then turned to Nelle and with a perplexed look on her face, asked, "what's with the bed/ coffee mug thing? To which Nelle replied angrily...
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The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.
-Winston Churchill

[Rilas]

"I get to have my coffee all the time this way!" Just then the Giant asapi squaked some odd obscenity, before swooping up Dregonard and flying off, leaving...
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When walking through the woods when you feel the hairs rise on the back of your neck, that's me hunting you

[Grim]

... Nelle sitting there, grinning smugly as she muttered to herself,"that's what you get for questioning the coffee". She then turned to...
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The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.
-Winston Churchill

[tanisloray]

...a random elderly prostitute and reached into her bag to reveal a small bone. "Here you are!" said Nelle to the prostitute, and the prostitute gave Nelle all his money he gained that day, a whopping 50 cents. Perplexed at this, Nelle gazed into Dreg's eyes and said.......
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** Tanis Loray discovered that birthing mutated clones is quickest through the ribcage.

Hannah Channing suddenly appears from thin air!
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Hannah Channing swings her boobs at you and hits you on the crotch sending feathers flying everywhere!

[Enverdi]

"Boo, you silly mascot." At the same time, on the other side of the world, a humongous...
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up?

[Grim]

...eosheai was sitting, murmuring to itself as it plotted it's revenge. *why should the asapi get all the attention... couple vowels and consonants in the right order and suddenly he's hot shit." He sat there pondering for a long while before he came up with a plan. He would...
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The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.
-Winston Churchill

[Rilas]

get his fuzzy butt into the swing of things once he approached Yaru with his Asapi overthrowing plot. He leaned toward Yaru then whispered, "...
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When walking through the woods when you feel the hairs rise on the back of your neck, that's me hunting you

[Nelle]

[Tao]

"...Neifl is now offering 3 bags of candy, and says you better be worth it." The humongous eosheai then handed him one bag of candy and said, "One bag now, you'll get the rest later. Don't forget, Neifl wants you to wear the Hulk underoos this time, cause......
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Lick or Be Licked

[Enverdi]

"he says they make you both strong. Go figure. Now...you know the plan right? I am to distract, and you are to..."
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Why use logic when you can just...make stuff up?

[HR-Mickey]

"Dash down the field, and try to score on their goalie. We'll show them what real football is! Be careful of their right fullback, though, because he's"
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Mickey Brunner

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I may be going nowhere, but I'm going nowhere fast.
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Kelvin Watt says, "I stopped drinking coke when no longer drinking beer didn't make my gut disappear."
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Kaelin Rae says, "Wait a minute..."
Kaelin Rae says, "You mean they have a COKE machine that dispenses beer."
Kaelin Rae nods to you.
Kaelin Rae says, "Greaser."
Kaelin Rae looks at you and sighs.

[Tao]

...been eyeing your bag of candy. So ya better avoid him before...
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Lick or Be Licked

[tygerwulf]

Bicycle kicks the candy out of your hands 401 feet in the air then....
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>ask librarian about books
An elderly librarian says, "I don't know much about that, I'm afraid."

[ragonda]

an evil looking green chov gets hit in the head with a huge chunk of freeflying candy and falls to the ground , on awaking from its sudden stun the chov looks around and

[Grim]

...and..." he stops, realizing that this was far to much specualtion and that to further theorize on the atrocities that could occur might scare the young boy, who now already had a gaping slack-jawed expression as he stared at the giant eosheai. The Giant eosheai patted Yaru on the back and said, "get to it, that goalie is waiting." Yaru turned around and...
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The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.
-Winston Churchill