Yaru vs Yeii: Battle of the Y's

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This was amusing enough to share. Thanks for the RP opportunity while I was bored and mucking around with praying to Oshib.
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You whisper a silent prayer to Oshib, Eolaish God of Wisdom and Knowledge.
Roundtime: 15 sec.

You hear the voice of Yeii calling to you. He says, "Pray to me Yaru, I can give you things Oshib cannot...."

You feel a sense of calm as the blessing of Oshib falls upon you.

You shriek loudly!

You yell, "Lies!"

You exclaim, "Oshib is good! Chith are evil and you're evil too!"

Light from the sphere washes across your body, sending comforting feelings of warmth deep inside.

Yaru Dex prays more freverently.

You whisper a silent prayer to Oshib, Eolaish God of Wisdom and Knowledge.
Roundtime: 15 sec.

You feel a sense of calm as the blessing of Oshib falls upon you.

You exclaim, "Oshib is smart and knowing and you just want to beat things up!"

The voice of Yeii says, "Come to my shrine Yaru, embrace the shadows."

You gasp!

You exclaim, "I won't!"

You whisper a silent prayer to Oshib, Eolaish God of Wisdom and Knowledge.
Roundtime: 15 sec.

You exclaim, "You're just trouble, I know it!"

You feel a sense of calm as the blessing of Oshib falls upon you.

You exclaim, "I'm going to be a smart Artisan and if I have to beat things up it'll be because they're mean!"

You whisper a silent prayer to Oshib, Eolaish God of Wisdom and Knowledge.
Roundtime: 15 sec.

The voice of Yeii says, "I won't hurt you Yaru, come see me..."

You exclaim, "No! You're trouble! You just want to make war!"

You feel a sense of calm as the blessing of Oshib falls upon you.

You exclaim, "Oshib's nice and wants people to be smart! I was told all about him! And Belethe would want me to be good, too!"

You exclaim, "You're just a big bully, Yeii!"

You scream!

A growl so thunderous, it reverberates through your body is unleashed from somewhere nearby.

Yaru Dex leaps up.

You stand up.

You yell, "Oh yeah?!"

You let out a lion cub-like roar!

You feel a sense of calm as the blessing of Oshib falls upon you.

You reach your hand towards a glowing sphere.

You exclaim, "Oshib is good! You're trouble! Oshib will make me smart and the best artisan ever!"

The light from the glowing sphere spreads out into the room.

You exclaim, "Loshei will make me talented, and Oshib will make me smart!"

Yaru Dex stomps about.

The voice of Yeii says, "You anger me boy, with your obstinance!"

You exclaim, "Too bad! You're MEAN!"

You move into a kneeling position.
You whisper a silent prayer to Oshib, Eolaish God of Wisdom and Knowledge.
Roundtime: 15 sec.

You feel a slight tremor of pain work its way through your body and your hands begin to shake...
Roundtime: 9 sec.

You exclaim, "Oshib! Chase Yeii away! He's no good at ALL!"

You feel a sense of calm as the blessing of Oshib falls upon you.

Suddenly your body is wracked with intense pain! You whole body shivers and spasms as bloody froth starts spewing from your mouth and nose!
Roundtime: 9 sec.

You feel like you're about to die... but the tremors cease and all is well.

You shriek loudly!

You feel a moment of intense pain as your body explodes, sending pieces of your mangled corpse hurtling through the area! The last thing you see as you die is the visage of [Yeii] grinning at you from an ethereal plane.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Mortally wounded, you release a final sigh and succumb to the cold embrace of death.
** Yaru Dex just exploded all over [spoiler was here] how disgusting!
You've died! You'll either have to wait until a Medic comes to help you or type RESTORE to be restored from a copy of your genetic image.

You suddenly feel much better.

You yell, "You big bully!"

You yell, "Go away!"

The sphere glows steadily brighter until it begins to hurt your eyes. You squint as you try to retain your vision. You hear a loud groan fround down the hall that slowly fades away.
You cheer!

You stand up.

Yaru Dex dances around the sphere.

The sphere dims back to its natural state and all is quiet once again.
You look at a glowing sphere and preen!

Light from the sphere washes across your body, sending comforting feelings of warmth deep inside.

You purr happily.

You let out a cheer of approval for a glowing sphere!

You beam!

You exclaim, "We sure showed him, Oshib!"

Yaru Dex nods proudly.

You flex your shoulders and push your chest out in a fit of ire, glaring at everyone around you.

You feel a sense of calm as the blessing of Oshib falls upon you.

[winddancer]

Good for you, Yaru!!!

*rofl*

[HR-Faith]

Very funny.
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[maddie]

very funny Though I would think Yaru would have been scared to death, being just a kid.

[SteveH999]

He looked scared to me, but I figure if he wasn't it's because he's a kid and he doesn't KNOW he's supposed to be scared.
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[SteveH999]

Hah. Of course, that's just my take on Yaru as I know him. Whatever he's really thinking is all in the mind of the player (duh).
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