3 mice

[Tugor]

Three mice, one from North Dakota, one from Mexico and one from Michigan
are sitting at a bar after the funeral of a Texas mouse killed by an
eighty-year-old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other about how
tough they are.

The North Dakota mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty
glass onto the bar, turns to the Mexican mouse and says," When I see a
mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes
down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an
appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The Mexican mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one
after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the North Dakota
mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as
can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each
morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The Mexican mouse and the North Dakota mouse then turn to the Michigan
mouse. The Michigan mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets
out a long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullshit.
Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."
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It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.