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the blue fairy
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 Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:09 am Post subject: This joke is about sex so adults only <G> |
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Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Good Love Making to ALL
TBF
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Thissa
Joined: 05 Nov 2003
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Location: New Mexico
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| Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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sheesh now you have just given my hubby all the excuses he needs!!! and taken away all of my most effective excuses for not doing it!
lmao
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the blue fairy
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| Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Excuses NOT to have sex????
I dont understand.......
TBF
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Mellie Amresh says, "Send someone with a bigger dick."
A set of breast implants fall from the sky with a soft plop.
Caretaker Jornnoj Vunn looks up at the sky.
A passing guard suddenly shits himself. |
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Thissa
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Location: New Mexico
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| Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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of course how else do you get to watch them beg???!!! 
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SolitaryTurnip
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Location: Your mom (burn)
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*sighs* Women. |
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Mischeif
Joined: 26 Sep 2003
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| Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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yea she has excuses,
she wrote a book, reasons to have sex during marriage. she dedicated it to me, and out of the total 300 pages, that dedication was the only one that had anything on it
her new book is taking longer, reasons not to and excuses to cover your reasons.
oh well....glad there is A LITTLE more to life |
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