PUNishment

[ethrstorm]

Why did the guitar look so sad? Because everyone kept picking on it.

185 bundles of rope walked into a bar. The bartender says sorry we don't serve your kind here. So the 185 bundles of rope said, "Frayed knot."

Mistress of PUNishment
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[ethrstorm]

Girl A: What did the foot say when he stepped on a nail?
Boy T: I don't know, what did he say?
GirlA: I've been nailed.

::groans;;
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[ethrstorm]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire
in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have
your kayak and heat it, too.

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The
bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says,
"Why?! I'm a fun guy!"

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up
to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

When she told me I was average she was just being mean.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each
other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an
electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocaine
during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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[HR-Trevor]

So bad, yet so funny.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato

-- Trevor Rage / Rich Mondy

[ethrstorm]

that's good enough for me.
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[ethrstorm]

Flighty Conversation

Q: What do you get if you kiss a bird?
A: Chirpies!
Q: What is Chirpies?
A: A Canerial disease!
Q: Why do you not want to get Chirpies?
A: It's UNTWEETABLE!!!


3. Bad Karma

Q: Whadda ya call a psychic dwarf on the run from the law?
A: A small medium at large!
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[senseandviolets]

*stifles a gaffaw*
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[SolitaryTurnip]

The canary one isn't even a pun. It's just distilled pain, in word form.

[ethrstorm]

yeah i know just seeing if anyone really noticed. Here's your biscuit.
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